MayMay

24, Tamil. South London. The pen is mightier than the sword- but I'll use the damn sword if I have to.

[⋆ @444rkive]

me liking all posts defending katrina kaif on my tl

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

These are international students from Kerala. The idea that they'd want to permanently settle in Moldova, which has a lower HDI & lower life expectancy than Kerala, is pretty funny.

[beep beep! @freesiathefairy]

the dating pool for women

[Enny @joyousadeola]

When he takes you home to his family and his brother is your exact type:

[Charlie @nulabyaoi]

Man complaining that he’s forced to see a GP within 48 hours and he’s not allowed to wait any longer. 2005 different planet

[Abel @nolimitsalways]

Muslims in the UK assimilated so hard they just look like regular working class white chavs you would find anywhere in Northern England💀

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

This yout is one of the most legendary youts of all time

[MayMay @TweetMayoori]

@FlyngDtchmn protect sex workers!!!

[mani @pitchtheb4by]

yt ppl funny asl cause wym you got tattoos dedicated to ed sheeran

[deej @increasemyrent]

me and my brehs filled up our water cups in nando’s with sprite 🤫

[🌻 @ONLYTANGS_]

bus driver started driving before i sat down

[susan abulhawa | سوزان ابو الهوى @susanabulhawa]

There you go, Brits. You’re paying for Israelis to get spa retreats while your NHS is collapsing.

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

company: we’re like a family here

me when I find a higher paying family:

[. @Juggaa8]

This is why God gave us drafts

[r/whimsy @orihimerager]

Bossman gave me four wings instead of three

[Kuba Swift @kubaswift]

Pink, Netenyahu and Gal Gadot at the Ed Sheeran Tour

[Oksana @fadednailpaint]

They would have demanded Bebo's head if this song came out today. They can't even handle Kriti Sanon in a bikini.

[Sara @SeeRedWoman1]

"Women are not a special interest group. They are half the population."

RIP Gloria Steinem, we women owe you.

[chelsea smile @hotgirltitan]

like why are we questioning a navy seal?