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[Gordon Hill @gordonhill54]

I want everyone to listen to this and think of the people and friends we have lost God bless you all

[Till @Tweet_Till]

@OctopusElectro @OctopusEnergy Reality is you wait days for someone at Octopus to flick a switch so you can add your Ohme charger to devices. Waiting since Saturday, at least 3 customer service promises later

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

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We are giving away 4 Charlatans bucket hats

They will be available to order from our online store from 10am Friday May 29th to 11pm Monday June 1st (winners announced 9am Friday)

[Kay Burley @KayBurley]

I want to be @piersmorgan when I grow up

[THE TRADESMAN 📈 @The_Tradesman1]

During his speech at the Pentagon, Hegseth quoted the gangster Jules from the movie «Pulp Fiction» instead of the Bible.

[Christian Dymond @theDymondChris]

@Telegraph WTAF 😱

This is a fictional bible quote written by Tarantino from the film “Pulp Fiction” 🤦

Hegseth will be forever known as “Pete Fiction” ….

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we’re being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I’m liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That’s what’s insane about it.”

~ John Lennon (1968)

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Accuracy Matters.

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

Comedy gold from Mark Goldbridge! 😂

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[MP10 @MusicPills10]

The 90s were so special and nobody knew it at the time... #Underworld

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨Multiple Reports Online now saying the Legend that is Ronnie Pickering has passed away from a heart attack

RIP Ronnie 🙏

If they didn't before
Everybody knows who you are now

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

British comedians mock President Trump's Easter message on #HIGNFY

Chris McCausland, "Has there ever been a bigger u-turn than we're going to liberate the people of Iran from an oppressive regime, to, we're going to obliterate an entire civilisation"

Ian Hislop, "On Easter day Trump compared himself to Jesus, and then let other people suggest he was the messiah"

Chris McCausland, "How did he compare himself to Jesus?"

Paul Merton, "Similar height"

Ian Hislop, "Trump said they call Jesus a king, they call me a king. Well that's a nice Easter message"

Paul Merton, "Perhaps we can keep the parallel going and crucify him"

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Today we remember the late, great Ray Wilkins who sadly passed away on this day in 2018. 💙

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Twenty years ago we invaded Iraq. The war killed many innocent Iraqis and Americans. It destroyed the oldest Christian populations in the world. It cost over $1 trillion, and turned Iraq into a satellite of Iran. It was an unforced disaster, and I pray that we learn its lessons.

[Chris Wright 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chriswrightzz]

CHELSEA REWIND: Mark Hughes, a £1.5m signing from Manchester United in the summer of 1995. Later described by Sir Alex Ferguson as his biggest regret in football. Was absolutely fantastic for us during his time. He went on to win the F.A Cup, League Cup & ECWC. ✍️🏆🏆🏆

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

🗣️ John Terry: "I was very old school. If I was feeling ill or sick I would just go out and get on with it, I don’t think people should miss matches due to illness – it doesn’t sit right with me.

Everyone says ‘oh you won’t be at your peak if you’re ill’, but you don’t know that until you get out there and give it a crack."

{Double Tops}

[Motorsport @Motorsport]

Rest in peace to Robert Duvall.

Duvall was known as playing Crew Chief Harry Hogge in Days of Thunder and teaching the world rubbin’ is racin’.