Kilgore Trout

3-Branch Vet, Retired. Dogs (Canis familiaris) rule. “Where is all the knowledge we lost with information?” - T.S. Eliot

[Kilgore Trout @Tweeterissimo]

I need to get a gauge just for fun. A front coming through now!

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@SStevensWX So what is your yard gauge showing on rainfall in the past few days? I’m about 1/4 mile from your former station, Pine Hollow Road

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@miles_commodore First state-chartered college? The beautiful University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.
#goheels

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin cannot be trusted. We can't be naive to the fact they are aiding the Iranian regime.

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@hwinkler4real The Searchers

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@LangmanVince She’s so hot. That, and given her background, is all I need

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@TrooperBob_SC In fairness, the young bear may not have had ill intent

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Their sons are all playing in the world cup for Norway in 2026.

France can't even find 3 real French guys to be on their team.

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@its_The_Dr Bro, it happened! Just because you weren’t on that planet on that day…

An hour later, Barnabas Collins was was plotting bad stuff at 4:00!

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@sagesteele @aliciakeys My father used to say that “Women control half the money in the world and all the pu$$y.”
That’s all you need to know

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

After Egypt's historic knockout win over Australia, head coach Hossam Hassan walked onto the pitch carrying a PALESTINE flag.

Egypt literally locked Palestinians into Gaza. Built a massive, fortified border wall. Egypt is probably the most anti Palestinian place outside Israel.

[Keyfi Paylaşımlar @keyfipyIasimIar]

Bir kadın tavuskuşuna yiyecek ikram etti ve tavuskuşu da ona en güzel şekilde teşekkür etti.

[Gene Simmons @genesimmons]

In honor of my mother, Flora Klein, who at 14 years of age was in the concentration camps of Nazi Germany, I will be at the White House July 4th honoring our veterans from WW II July 4th. Alongside me, will be 10 surviving WW II veterans. God bless our veterans.

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

The land of the free. They taught the world to hate middle America - then the world came to middle America and people fell in love.

[History With Jacob @HistoryWJacob]

In 1884, Ulysses S. Grant was dying of throat cancer and was dead broke.

His money was wiped out by a swindler who stole his fortune.

Desperate to leave something for his wife, he agreed to write his Civil War memoirs and was close to signing a contract for a meager 10% royalty.

Mark Twain stepped in, called the deal robbery and offered Grant 70% of the profits through his own publishing company.

Grant raced death to finish the book, completing it just days before he died in July 1885.

It became one of the greatest memoirs ever written.

The royalties left his widow nearly half a million dollars, about $16 million today, and the book has never gone out of print.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

🚨WORLD CUP UPDATE🚨
Switzerland is playing Bosnia in Los Angeles on THURSDAY and California will finish counting the goals on MONDAY.

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@OwenGregorian So, Norway is home-based at my alma mater, UNCG, and Scotland is based in Charlotte, among other southern foreign team sites. Next lib boogieman up for knockdown?

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@megbasham I do, thanks!

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@culverdrums @TRobinsonNewEra True! Maybe Chanel or Burberry will have to start making nice ones

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@Mylovanov Nicholas II was such a success story! Russians should emulate his accomplishments! (Oh, wait, they have) How are his descendants doing anyway?