Kerry

cyberbullying brunch. fan of hyungmano. once got dan harmon to spend $30,000 on a song.

[Kerry @TweetingKerry]

“Some people are just old” — @mice_tyson

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Urban Meyer apologizing to Jaguars players

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@vanillycrunch almost all of my frustration is secondhand these days

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@vanillycrunch I can’t dislike this on Twitter.

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I don’t know what fleeting is, but I just did it.

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Coworker: “I’ve been watching that show Community — have you seen it?”
Me: 😬

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“Eight is a lot of legs, David.” #LoveActually

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@zackkidd30 I miss making them! Thank you so much for the compliment 😊

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Please stop paying with huge bills at small businesses. You should’ve been contactless by now, but even if you aren’t, you’re an asshole for using a $50 on a $4.30 order and then smiling blithely at me as I plan my second bank run of the week. #specificcomplaint

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Legit the only result from this episode that I 1000% agree with.

[🐝 Dan @Givemeafan]

This is a Hermine stan account. #GBBO

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Look a lot is going on, but I really need to talk to someone about this week’s #GBBO elimination BULLSHIT

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@mice_tyson I mean I never questioned that

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@nycatdmt In the south I find it so easy to be like “Got anything smaller?” as I pointedly pop open the drawer. They almost always switch to a card and then I never have to touch their nasty cash.

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@mice_tyson I know, that was dangerously naive hahaha

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@mice_tyson It’s also okay to hope you don’t have to deal with a catastrophe. Maybe it’ll weaken? 😬

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@mice_tyson 😓

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

Hmmm I almost died and ended up on an operating table from an undiagnosed ectopic pregnancy, but you and your Republican friends must know better.

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@mice_tyson Not as much, but Justin’s gonna cut down a bunch of questionable branches tomorrow just in case

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@mice_tyson 😓