Rowen Conry

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[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

ok, this is my last tweet. it’s been almost 15 years since i made this account as an anime-loving teen (that era has been scrubbed). looking through my tweets, i am reminded how funny i am.

goodbye and i hope el** m*** is as****inated soon. love you all https://t.co/XJT2cwP0eQ

[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

and i mean everyone. let's go people. yes i'm talking to you

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everyone i follow on here should follow me on rowenconry dot blueskyblah blah. it would be cool if everyone did that so i can get off twitter. im on bluesky now. if you want my funny bimonthly tweet you have to go there

[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

everyone i follow on here should follow me on rowenconry dot blueskyblah blah. it would be cool if everyone did that so i can get off twitter. im on bluesky now. if you want my funny bimonthly tweet you have to go there

[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

there is no reason to stay on x anymore

[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

where is my chicken

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

Where is my chicken…?

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

Where is my chicken…?

[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

can i have another whole chicken please

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

Can I have another whole chicken, please?
Me "Chicken boy!"

[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

@TreeProphet thank you for this update.

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

THIS IS Silly Guy

[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

oh you like martin scorsese? he told me he hates your fucking guts

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@mocchi_ku rest in peace momu, we love you🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

@notabirdie i tried to go in there today and got scared because of the weird gated-off section and fled immediately

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, October 5, 1932

[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

@bugleague not liking this cuz i dont like when bug league suffers

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

Uni ate a whole chicken today?

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@swampmonstrr literal boomer-era "suck it up" mentality repackaged for the magical 2020s

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@swampmonstrr infuriating takes in that thread wow

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@bugleague had to be a guard last time me and some friends walked by an anthill. kinda fun!

[Rowen Conry @Tweetmaster_G]

if missouri votes no on my awesome plan to open a casino in the ozarks, im gonna get really mad. you all owe me this one. daddy needs a win