Wash

Living my best life. Love my brother Malcolm. Spoiled rotten by my mama and my Jake. The humans' stupid rules don't apply to me. #CatsofTwitter

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

@davepl1968 You're basing this on...what? Solely on your own personal experience. Because YOU didn't see it live, you think NO ONE did. Your arrogance is off the chart.

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

@RealDMitchell My husband and I binge-watched all of Ludwig today, and it was brilliant! We really hope there will be more.

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

@elonmusk @cb_doge Fuck off, you pathetic little boy.

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

@SaugusCrook Anthony Cogliano is such a fucking asshole.

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

@nytdavidbrooks That burger costs $18. Did you spend $60 on whiskey??
Stop lying, jackass.

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

@Jakelicious96 Right back at ya! 😻

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

@JewelStaite Yeah, she may have missed it.

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

@TheVoodooQueen @walphieplopflee We're cats. We're doing our best.

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

@TheFuckingCat But... Friday means that tomorrow is Saturday, and Saturday is when the hoomans go get the special treat food at the shop!

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

Today is my birthday! I'm nine.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Remember how Republicans would never shut up about Obama using a teleprompter?

Then they elected a moron who can't read.

🤣

[Wash @TweetsFromWash]

@mitchellvii YOU are everything that's wrong with this country.

[Luna Sea @MadamlunaSea]

Dang Ivanka even showed up in a meme
#revolutionarywarairports #trumpparadefail

[(((DeanObeidallah))) @DeanObeidallah]

There are just too many funny #RevolutionaryWarAirports images. Here are some such as the famed "Battle of LaGuardia" to onward to JFK!
#TrumpParadeFail

[The Thane of Lochaber's Ghost @andy_tweetz]

My Dearest Meg,

I believe we are done for. We have word the French fleet is lost. We can only pray that by God's grace, Washington's men arrive on the red-eye from La Guardia on the morrow. Or by noon if there's a connecting flight through Charlotte.

#RevolutionaryWarAirports

[DP @familypast]

On behalf of General Washington and the entire crew, welcome aboard Continental Airlines flight 1776, with non-stop service to Yorktown and continuing on to Fort McHenry. #RevolutionaryWarAirports

[Sue M @yikessue]

I like to fantasize that there is some comic genius at the White House who sits around thinking “I bet I can get him to say this!” #RevolutionaryWarAirports

[Bragg @Braggasnoruss]

Dear Prudence,

We missed out flight when the TSA discovered my musket hidden in my carry on bag.

Also, I couldn’t get my cell phone to charge because electricity hasn’t been invented yet.

#RevolutionaryWarAirports

[M ❄️ @ElnorFudd]

One if by Land.
Two if by Sea.
Three if by the Delta Shuttle from LaGuardia.

~Paul Revere

#RevolutionaryWarAirports #facts