Davis Tweni

Father ,Husband ,BusinessMan.

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

This will apply if the Electricity account is under your name. if it is under the landlord's name you have no case That is why KPLC can disconnect an entire building because of a few tenants arrears claiming that the Account is under one name the landlords.

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

In Kenya, if your landlord disconnects your electricity because you haven't paid rent, you can take them to court even if you have huge arrears.

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

I think the theory exams test how well you know the highway code and if you fail the exam it means you are a good driver able to move the machine from one point to another regardless ,but a very poor Motorist who doesn't have a clue on what driving entails

[3000PiMPs ♌ @Pimpfordays]

@ntsa_kenya A theoretical exam to gauge the standard of how well one can do a physical activity is obviously flawed.
That guy has lost his job based on what ?, someone's tweet?
How many trips has he done on that road and how many times has the complainant observed his driving?

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

And just like that Bebeto's goal becomes a footnote !!

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Best caption wins! 🤔

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@Cristiano @AlNassrFC_EN @AlNassrFC And just like that Bebeto's goal becomes a footnote!!

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@ItsAmahAdoma Cutty Ranks -Hot dis year

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@AbrisGains I don't have it

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@FutballHQ_ Premier League -ArsenaL, La liga- Barca, Budensliga- Bayern ,

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@HUMUORn Barefooted, a Polythene ball (lifundo), dusty pitch, with stone goal posts ,and no kit you just know your teammates.

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@IamWanjiru_ Secondest, thirdest,fourthest, fifthiest

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@gari_za_kenya_ Peugeot 405 , Ilichemkia hapo odeon roundabout ikatoa grey smoke with water at the exhaust, nikajua cylinder head kaput! And worst is I had a client on board who wanted to buy it , hata sijui alitendaje, Nilivutwa na hizo pick up hubeba mboga hapo fig tree Mpaka makadara !!

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@MrMekzy_ The Dudley boys move was dope!!

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@MikeSonko Make it 550k I start a posho mill
Daily profits = 3k daily
Monthly = 90k

Monthly repayment 20-30k

Break- even period 2 years .

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@Honeyfarsafi Tafuta Mume ! Mabwana wako kila Mahal !!

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@hon_wamuchomba Hakuna Mkutano unawezaita watu kiambu bila sitting allowance! If AGM meeting ya dairy or the Sacco you must give the farmers fare. Ni rally?

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@NelsonHavi Inspired by Lincoln lawyer

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@amerix @threadreaderapp kindly uroll

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@amerix @threadreaderapp kindly unroll

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@TARYNxOFFICIAL The difference between the stomach and the head is that, the stomach alerts you when it empty !

[Davis Tweni @TweniD]

@IamProHuman @threadreaderapp unroll this