Jacob Prisaznuk

Sex, Drugs, and Ice Cream.

[Jacob Prisaznuk @TwiceBakedJake]

It feels like so long since I've played hockey since I never miss a week

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Just fucking send it. ✉️

[Jacob Prisaznuk @TwiceBakedJake]

Wow I totally forgot fireflies existed.

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Noooooo Lindberg❤️

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I'm back baby.

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@dlofoy @Winner_of_None legendary.

[Jacob Prisaznuk @TwiceBakedJake]

Brayden Holtby just does not give a fuck.

[Goalie Ways @GoalieWays]

Cam Talbot...OH MY GOD https://t.co/PEGJPF04DZ

[Jacob Prisaznuk @TwiceBakedJake]

I can't believe I found a job that was actually easier than John and Marys.

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Fucking yes. @zuccarello36

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@In_the_Garage pretty disappointed in myself to let you get NHL15 before me ha.

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@dlofoy nobody calls you the captain.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

A good thing to do during sex is to say "Whoa I'm really LIKING this!!!" So the other person knows you're really liking it.

[Jacob Prisaznuk @TwiceBakedJake]

Plus I just gave up a goal to VILLE FUCKING LEINO.

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I thought having video games back would be fun but shaking all this rust off along with NHL14 never letting me win faceoffs is frustrating.

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I may not have a ton of goals in my life but god damn it I WILL be fluent in Russian by the end of 2015.

[Jacob Prisaznuk @TwiceBakedJake]

First time playing video games in almost three months, only took four games for me to whip my controller at the wall. Happy times.

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Why the fuck does no one else from Manhattan Bagel have to work every fucking holiday ever?

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Why does Tanner Glass exist?