Probably Alex

Designer - Roboticist

[Liv Boeree @Liv_Boeree]

who made this

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

For the same reason you’re great and Green Bay hasn’t won the Super Bowl in ten years

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

I take back every negative and positive thing I've said about @Amtrak. They are okay and doing their best

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

@Amtrak cares about its customers as much as I care about reading terms of service agreements

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

@Amtrak cares about its customers as much as dogs care about 'keep off grass' signs

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

@Amtrak cares about its customers as much as teenage boys care about 'must be 18+ to enter' warnings

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

Coming back to Twitter just to say fuck @Amtrak and fuck @AmtrakNEC. Consistently delayed and consistently not giving a fuck about it...

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

Damn this is actually great... https://t.co/alBCSxFGic

[David Plunkert @plunkert]

My first cover for The New Yorker entitled "Blowhard."

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

Worth reading https://t.co/jSchW7sZwB

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

I don't know if 2017 is a tragedy or a comedy but the script is amazing...
#Priebus #ChiefOfStaff #😭 https://t.co/PCsR9CEvuZ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

3 Chief of Staffs in less than 3 years of being President: Part of the reason why @BarackObama can't manage to pass his agenda.

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

@NateSilver538 You should make it! I made this graphic for your future article :)

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

https://t.co/DeYriwyUZv

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

This doesn't seem like an election in which one candidate had a 99% chance of winning tbh

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

@LILGOVERNMENT google: consequentialism

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

@boiledwool unfollowing u #somuchhate

[Rae Sremmurd @RaeSremmurd]

🇺🇸Go vote for her🇺🇸

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

@ForecasterEnten Tried to fix this for you guys

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

@ClareMalone I fixed this for you guys

[Probably Alex @TwicetheNo]

@jodyavirgan