Kisii Senator Richard Onyonka is currently on the floor of the Senate:
"These Gen Zs out here they know everything. They know your houses, where your kids go to school, what properties or land you have."
"Why must someone have 4m acres of land to his name? Then we pretend running to churches talking about Christianity. You've made the people out here not to believe in God anymore."
Bwana I pity the guy with the State House TV remote right now. He must be currently battling with whether to switch off the TV or put it on mute. Occupational hazard.
Boarding a matatu in the morning...the price is hiked from 100 to 150 bob. Asking the conductor why the increase was so steep he gives me that tout look and tells me... "Kama hujiskii na hii, enda ukapande wheelbarrow." I did not see that coming!