Jenny Amy

Flabby | Soft Life Advocate | Elsa Majimbo = all the bags | MCU Groupie | 100 thing challenge | Don't fly KQ | Punches with the alphabet | Pointless DGAFFAMT

[Jenny Amy @njenva]

I was having a heart-to-heart with one of my direct reports, and I think I heard them say, "I love you," and I said I love you, too. I now think they had said, "I have you!"
I hereby tender my resignation......

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Well now. Isn’t this interesting. So much for the patriarchy.

[✶ 𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓸 𝓡𝓸𝓫𝓲𝓷 📚✶ @ganjiskhanum]

The reason we can't have a train on the Rongai, Msa road, thika road routes is that politicians own fleets in the psv saccos and they don't want to lose the income 😬😬 I don't smile w politicians nikijua what they're depriving me, as a Kenyan.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I love young people

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Jenny Amy @njenva]

Just remembered this time we were going to a funeral in Kitui. We stopped by T-Tot to purchase samosas. My uncle bought over 40 samosas. I was with his son in the car. When we got to Kitui, uncle went to distribute samosas and only found lemon wedges, all the samosas were gone.

[Goose Bradshaw @yk_mayo]

LMFAOOO 😭😭😭

[Jenny Amy @njenva]

Morgan Freeman was just chilling

[The Kabs Family @FamilyKabs]

It’s literally the FIRST day back to school 🙄

#TheKabsFamily #SchoolRun #fatherhood

[Amos Wekesa @wekesa_amos]

SOUTH AFRICAN VISAS

UGANDAN PASSPORTS

Guys, a person called MODJADJI MAHLANGU - Consular officer at South African High Commission, in Kampala took passports of Ugandans who had applied for visas.

She locked their passports in her office and not even a single person at South African high commission, in Kampala can do anything.

Her office was locked yesterday and locked today, some of the passports holders were meant to travel for 2 oceans marathons, paid tickets, accommodations and the high commission in Kampala says they don’t know where she is.

SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE! @HomeAffairsSA what’s this?

Ministry of foreign affairs Uganda( @mofaug ) please don’t take this lightly, follow it up and let Ugandans not be taken for granted.

Tag South African authorities.

[Jenny Amy @njenva]

I don't think I've ever listened to so much random AI music like I have in India

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans.
I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign.

If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.

Simply log in to
https://t.co/Qnx8YlRZfQ.
Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137
Account Number: 4164137

#TuSkume

[Miyandy @Amahashi_]

I worked 20 years for a child sex trafficking rescue group. I want you to know this:

90% of Lost Children Are Found Within 30 Minutes.

That statistic should both comfort you and wake you up.

Most lost children are found quickly. But the ones who aren’t? They usually made one mistake.

And here’s the uncomfortable truth:

It’s often the exact thing most parents teach them.

We tell our kids:

“If you get lost, come find me.”

It sounds logical. It sounds empowering.

It’s WRONG!

The Mistake Most Lost Children Make:

When children realize they’re separated, they do three things almost automatically:

They panic.
They wander.
They try to find you.

Every step makes them harder to locate.

From a search standpoint, movement creates chaos.

Parents retrace their steps.
Security scans zones.
Staff lock down areas.

Search works best when movement stops.

When a child keeps walking, they move outside the original search radius. Helpers are looking where they were last seen — not where they’ve wandered.

Stillness increases probability.

Movement expands the problem.

The first lesson is not “go find me.”

It’s this:

Stop. Stay. Yell.

Why Stillness Wins:

Think like a search team.

If a child stays put:

Parents can retrace steps.
Security can scan systematically.
Helpers converge to one fixed location.
The search radius remains small.
If a child keeps moving:

The search area expands.
Adults pass each other.
Missed connections multiply.
Minutes stretch into hours.
Stillness keeps the math on your side.

Teach Them Who to Approach:

The second mistake we make as parents?

We say, “Find an adult.”

Not any adult. Not the nearest stranger. Children need a filter.

Teach them to look for, if at all possible:

A mother with children.

Caregivers who already have kids with them are statistically among the safest people to approach in public settings. They are visible, stationary, and more likely to engage quickly.

It’s a clear, concrete instruction.

Children don’t process vague categories like “safe adult.”

They process visuals.

“Find a mom with kids” is visual.

A Phone Only Helps If the Number Is Known:

We often assume phones solve everything.

They don’t — unless your child can use one. Even young children can memorize a 10-digit phone number with repetition.

But you must train it.

Practice it like a song.

Sing it in the car.
Chant it at bedtime.
Turn it into rhythm.

Repetition becomes recall.

In an emergency, recall matters more than theory.

The Code Word Rule:

One more layer of protection.

Choose a private family code word.

Something only your household knows.

If someone approaches and says:

“Your mom sent me.”

Your child asks:

“What’s the code word?”

No word.
No go.

This simple rule eliminates manipulation attempts instantly.

It gives your child agency without requiring them to evaluate character.

Real Safety Is Training — Not Luck!

We don’t get safer by hoping.

We get safer by practicing.

Teach:

• Phone number
• Code word
• Stop, stay, yell
• Find a mom with kids

Multiple skills.
Simple instructions.
Clear visuals.

Five minutes of training can replace hours of panic. This isn’t about fear. It’s about preparation.

Because when a child gets separated, the clock starts.

And what they do in the first minute determines what the next thirty look like.

That’s real protection.

[Yvonne Kagondu @kagondu_yvonne]

Someone was telling me the other day that Addis is waay ahead of Nairobi. Tanzania is beating all of its KPIs. Lets not even get into Kigali.
The only consolation that Kenya has is that we are doing better than Uganda.
But as far as everything else counts, we have lost. We no longer have anything else to brag about in East Africa.

[Jenny Amy @njenva]

@oliviaakumu @Judicaelle_ @FlyingBrussels Me too!

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

Incredible read: 60 New Yorkers on how much they made last year.

Midtown coffee cart guy made as much as a NYT Bestselling Author with 800k IG followers.

Both made 1/3 as much as a server at a midtown power lunch spot & less than a traveling lice lady.
https://t.co/lnz6AKhYzz

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Na huyo affordable blogger ni kama he is a state operative. Everytime people start saying #RutoMustGo he unleashes tea to distract you

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Every. Time.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenyans placed an average of Sh274 million in bets daily between July 2024 and March 2025, winning only Sh88 million.