Tyler Nerden

combined powers of a Grecian hero and also a fork.

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

@business @bopinion Makes much more sense to eat the rich.

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

@starwarsshirt Influencer?? I just met 'er!

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

All the cool hobbies are so hard!
Why are all the cool hobbies so hard??

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

@SexyToaster *key to world feet

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@elijahdprophet I would vote for that today.
Could I vote for that today?

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

@ChelseaCain hi I REALLY like Man-eaters and I'm super happy its in the marketplace.

[Flow Irrational @Theotropho]

Love is actually my favorite neurochemical conjob.

And i tried all kinds of neuros, chems, cons, and jobs.

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

There was a #blackfriday shooting at a mall, including a twelve-year old victim (who survived) and motherfucking mall stayed open.

Corpses outside Maceys but hey their purses are on discount!

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

News reports talking about BILLIONS of spending at @walmart and @amazon for #blackfriday and all I can think about is how capitalism is killing us all so much faster than anyone ever predicted

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

My greatest crime of vandalism yet was to bring up Baby Shark at Thanksgiving

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

Hooo-boy, that dark place really sneaks up on you sometimes, huh?

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

My fetish is women who aren't interested

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

They say money isn't the key to happiness.

They're wrong.

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

Every time you walk around a store "just looking" a retailer wonders how they'll afford their next meal

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

You ever long for a time that never existed?

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

@Borg_aranel Yes.

I have photos if you'd like to see them next time you're around

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

@Borg_aranel While you're there, Himeiji has a pretty damn impressive castle too

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

*kicks open the door to the party*
"ALRIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS, WHO'S READY TO PLAY STRIP SOLITAIRE?!"

[Tyler Nerden @TwilightTony]

@Spencerpyles How TF did that get taken down but the Nazi pages I always report are still up?