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Yo ho ho, love ya hoes!

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿puss @TwistMaNips]

@MalaakSafa I’m female before ya ask

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@MalaakSafa I’ve got plenty about women too 😂😂😂😂😂

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@gracefurby Maybe don’t do shrooms darlin. You canny handle em

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@GerryKeogh_ Bollocks!!!!!! Absolute fkn bollocks she’s talking

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@tfptfptfptfp @Dinoelroi

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@HennieInglis @jo_bartosch 😂😂😂😂😂 iiiiiiim everrrry womannnnnnn! Haha love this

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@nanobot_bedbug @Dinoelroi Exactly! A tale as old as time itself.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

tupac recorded 501 songs, but only 2 became top ten hits.

van gogh painted 2,100 paintings and only sold 1 while he was alive and it was 6 months before he died.

sabrina carpenter released 67 songs and five albums over the course of 10 years before she had her big hit "espresso."

glen powell spent 19 years trying to become an actor before "top gun: maverick" made him a star. 19 solid years.

and connor story spent 8 years waiting tables and he was ready to quit acting for good. and the day he almost got fired, he got an email and he found out that he got the lead actor role in "heated rivalry," the biggest acquired hbo show in history.

and you are giving up because you tried twice? or maybe 10 times?

look, a winner is just a loser that tried one more time and that's just it

winners lose more than losers even try.

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@Dinoelroi My paternal great grandfather born in 1875, had my grandpa when he was 45….then fathered another 5 kids… my maternal grandmother had six kids, last one when she was 39…
having kids when you’re older is nothing new mate

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@samiejane @newstart_2024 Yeah. I did mdma few nights a week and still went to school and did my exams! I was 15 😂

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@Proudofthisland My granny was born in Oban, 1927. Lived there until she married and moved to Kintyre. She would be greetin’ at these headlines! It’s not the place it once was.

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@viNdictBG @NicHulscher My kids ain’t vaccinated and they’re very healthy ya fkn moronic amoeba

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@Flyboy3520w My kids have double middle names. Who gives a shit what anyone thinks

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@SwearingSport Standard Scottish funeral

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@jakeglmn My hubby drinks coffee non stop, has smoked for 30 yrs, likes a drink, works very hard outdoors everyday. Never ever gets sick. Got me pregnant twice easily!

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@alanferrier

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@Rusia_HD Sign me up. Can I get a passport and accommodation?

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@DaftLimmy They’re all Fabian’s ffs!

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We are more magical than we realise. I have two toddlers, 1 & 3. During the night I wake up, and within seconds one of them wakes up calling me.
My oldest is very tuned in, I think of something and he says what I’m thinking….. happens all the time.
We are ALL connected.

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

One night well after midnight in July 1990 I drove a Jeep off a cliff in the Montana woods, landed upside down in a creek, but miraculously survived. Around six in the morning I got home from the ER. My answering machine was blinking. Four messages from my mother in Minnesota, increasingly frantic, demanding that I call her -- the first call time stamped just minutes after the accident.

I called her. She picked up instantly. "Oh my god, you're okay," she said before I could speak. "I dreamed you were lying bleeding in a ditch and I couldn't get to you."