Twisted Humor

1st. Twisted but Humorous!
2nd. Crazy but relatable!
3rd. Intense but true!
4th. Funny but Witty!
5th. ______ but _____! XD

[NRF Forum @NRFForum]

🇦🇫⚡️🇺🇸 JUST IN:

US president Donald Trump breaks his silence on the Taliban:

“They [Biden administration] left all the equipment. I may get all that equipment back. Afghanistan [Taliban] is kissing our ass, you know that?”

[Tactical Tipu @Tactical_Tipu]

⚠️ Alert : MOU not final yet. Following documents are still pending.

1. CNIC Copies of Trump and Pezeshkian
2. Attestation by 17 Grade Officer
3. 02 Passport Size Photos Each
4. Police Verification
5. Rs.50 Stamp Paper

[Strategic Warfare @WarUpdatespp]

🚨Pakistani Intelligence’s Masterstroke:
Outsmarted Mossad with Handwritten Letters! To protect the historic US-Iran “Islamabad Agreement”, Pakistan ditched all digital communication.
No phones, no internet — only couriers carrying secret handwritten notes between Tehran & Washington. Secret meetings held in hidden locations across Pakistan, Qatar, Oman, Azerbaijan & even on US warships.
Fake media trends were planted to mislead Israel.
A brilliant victory for Pakistani intel! 🇵🇰💪

[Twisted Humor @TwistedHumor12]

@HaddadvandReza @araghchi STFU

[Pakistan Defence🇵🇰 @PakDefence_]

@narendramodi A year ago, Modi surrendered to Pakistan 🤣

[Pakistan Defence🇵🇰 @PakDefence_]

Indian journalist @AdityaRajKaul accepting that India was behind TTP's suicide bombing in Islamabad last year in November.

On November 11 , 2025 A TTP suicide bomber detonated explosives near a police vehicle at the entrance of the District Judicial Complex on Srinagar Highway after being unable to enter the premises.

12 innocent Pakistani civilians were martyred and over 30 were injured.

Another evidence that India engages in state-sponsored terrorism to undermine Pakistani sovereignty and to attack innocent Pakistani civilians using TTP as a tool and Afghanistan as operational territory.

[National Resistance Front (NRF) 🇦🇫 @NRFMediaCell]

Breaking ‼️
Saudi Arabia refused protocol to Indian NSA Ajit Doval, and made him stand at the KSA airport immigration counter.

[Strategic Warfare @WarUpdatespp]

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From 1 crash per month to 2 crashes per month.
IAF is truly improving.
Down to Earth AirForce

[Pakistan Strategic Forum @ForumStrategic]

@OSPSF He didn't fall, he was paying tribute to Indian Air Force Rafale which were shot down by PAF during May 2025 conflict.

[Twisted Humor @TwistedHumor12]

shithole 🇮🇳

[Pak Army @Markhor_101]

Hell Hole 🇮🇳

Please Retweet so indian (Hellhole) can see.

[Irves @Irves_Watch]

It seems like Indian Airforce has shot down their own plane accidentally in Kishtwar.

[Tactical Tribune @TacticalTribun]

🔺🇮🇳💥:
New shocking video shows a SAM missile hit the Indian aircraft that crashed in Kishtwar, IOK.

[Pakistan Strategic Forum @ForumStrategic]

U.S. President Trump has called India, a "hell hole".

[Rimland Intelligence @Rimland_Intel]

Breaking🚨: The resignation of Indian Army Air Defense JCO Anurag Thakur has surfaced.
He stated, "Our lives have no value. I lost 300 of my comrades, but the Indian government did not even acknowledge their deaths. In one year, more than three officers from my unit have resigned, and today, I am making this decision as well."

[Pak Army 🇵🇰 @PakMilitaryClub]

Hell Hole 🇮🇳

Please Retweet so indian (Hellhole) can see.

[Hawk's Eye @Hawkss_eye]

Mass Surrender of "Dhurandhars" at India China Border

[Twisted Humor @TwistedHumor12]

😂

[South Asia Index @SouthAsiaIndex]

Indian Defense Minister Rajnath Singh gets stuck while boarding a German submarine during his visit to Germany.

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

A woman tourist from the #US was allegedly sexually assaulted in a homestay in #Kutta in Kodagu district. "The woman had arrived to stay in the homestay for 3 days. Immediately after the incident she approached the embassy," explained police sources.

Know more 🔗https://t.co/PCwtuNfTsP

[Muslim IT Cell @Muslim_ITCell]

BJP Minority Morcha leader Nazia (habitual offender) has crossed every limit of hate and bigotry.

In her own words: “If I become the Chief Minister of a state, I will demolish all mosques and madrasas… Mosques are always empty… Muslims pray on roads… Why are there mosques? For no reason. They should be demolished & made into schools.”

Imagine if a Muslim said the same for a Hindu temple?

[Twisted Humor @TwistedHumor12]

@HindutvaDon_ oh hell naw she IS NOT a Muslim!
In every way:
Her Dressing
Her Way of talking
Her Language
Her Tone
Her Chanting some hindu chants(which a muslim won't even dare to think about!)
Her Forcing the Muslim Man.

Major Signs of a Hindu Pretending to be a muslim!