Twisted Fatboy

Big Red Legacy Manchester United Fan.🇬🇧

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Up the by the way Ryan Reynolds sniffs bike seats pass it on as we're very much out of the frying pan and in to the fire as we leave behind the carnival of football being Americanised and Hollywood stars with fans who know nothing about football to take on a football club owned by American Hollywood stars and their new breed of fan who no absolutely nothing about football and I'm very much counting today as the day the new era officially begins and the road to uncapped glory starts for Big Michaels Manchester Matchday Reds.

[Linda Pearson @LindaPears87262]

Has anyone stopped to think, if Spain beat Argentina, Trump has to give the World Cup trophy to Spain.

In light of Trump's views about Spain I think that would be brilliant & very funny. 🤣

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

@90laurenquigley I had to watch Amorim ball because it was United...don't think I can go through it again just for England!

[Jeremy Levy @RedJML]

@dipsMUFC 🎶 I said Mainoo
He could’ve been the one to save you
But after all
You’ve gone and won fuck all

🔴⚪️⚫️

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

@CansAndBansV12 Nice that the rest of the country got to experience what we had to under Amorim. Cowardly football costs games.

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

Does this mean we're not getting a follow up musical?

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

All on the manager this.

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

I'd like to submit my chant for consideration: to the tune of "Roy Kent"

He's fat, he's orange,
He's lucky that don't rhyme with nonce,
Donald Trump, Donald Trump.

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

Shame we don't have a full size goalkeeper.

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

@BashyMc1 Basically a protein shake with that extra head anyway.

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Count Binface - follow here @CountBinface - on @BBCNewsnight a new height for 2026. Last words worth waiting for.

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

@hassinator Nearly blocked you then, like muscle memory

[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

In politics, we’re torn between ideals and practicalities, aspirations and realities, the world as we want it, and as we find it

But one day a manifesto comes along that reconciles both in every pledge.

A rare moment of clarity and hope

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

Just in case you need reminding of what you are fighting for, the last manifesto.. hard to disagree with...

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

I just can't believe it's not an actual elephants leg.

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

My mate has suggested meeting at the pub at midday for a 1am kick off:

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

@MerlinTomkins It's like vertical crazy paving.

[Twisted Fatboy @Twisted_Fatboy]

@HendrickD82 @demetrimitche11 This would be my order. Zidane was a colossus that I didn't think we'd get past in the 90s, but R9 is the only one I remember standing and clapping for!

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

Look if you're not from the UK just don't ask

[Nathan Salt @NathSalt1]

It’s June 30 and Jadon Sancho’s Manchester United contract has *officially* expired

Anyway, happy Tuesday all #mufc