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[EGYPT HQ @EgyptCEO]

THESE 6’5 BEHEMOTHS ARE ATTEMPTING TO MURDER OUR 5’5 PETITE PHARAOHS MAY ALLAH HELP US

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Right now there’s a white person outside jogging in this weather

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[Swiftie Mexicana 🇲🇽 @LaTayMexicana]

Todos los museos y zonas arqueológicas de México estarán cerradas y custodiadas hasta que los ingleses abandonen el país

[alpaca do pior @Bruaka_]

A seleção cabo-verdiana a ver todos os tweets mundiais a pedir para ganharem à Argentina:

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Understand we're mourning as a country but nobody in the history of society has ever said the words "Fuck Celine Dion" and we will not start today.

[Kathryn Gimborys @kathryngimborys]

not to add to the discourse, but i think we’re leaving out an important component of the male loneliness conversation: the men have GOT to sort out the snoring!!!!

[Muggin @thebgest]

i gotta stop hiding … maybe… eventually

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i wish white people grew a wart every time they misuse, abuse, or misquote AAVE

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The land between Iceland and Ireland

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

chow chow dogs being abducted straight to a party

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

capyangel vs capydemon

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The little bunny needs to cry to cleanse her soul, but the tears aren't coming.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

BLACK MAN NAMED FREEMAN SCORING ON JUNETEENTH?!