Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥

They call me the sloth.

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@HarrisTeeter what's up with having zero actual checkout lanes open?
I'm capable, so it's more annoying than difficult, but if I was in a position where it was difficult (old, disabled, challenged), it would be an issue
It's already expensive, and now more challenging?
#DoBetter

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@detoursunglass What's up with the mirroring on your glasses??
This is after only 1 month of everyday wear in the car, and a few beach trips.

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@farah_khan21 Not gunna read 11k responses.....but Tigger?

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@PhishRumors Fingers crossed!! 🤞
#HometownThrowdown
@sleepingmonkey3

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@ShittyVibesTM Agreed!
#overrated

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@Wombat_Matt Everybody knows you don't pay first!

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@MNF what's this Eli Payton thing?
Both okay guys and knowledgeable, but chatting and interviews the whole game....nawh, just give me the game 🏈

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@katherineMKE @ShittyVibesTM Horrible human being, terrible dancer, and absolute degenerate POS!!!
But....sweet dick bro 😌 Happy belated brother 🎉

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@notjoobs @creator_grimm Tom Robbins
#PaperBooks

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@Inner_Chi Amber on a rampage!

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@Schwa_H Sweeney Magic!
#Underrated

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@BaneOfTheWeasel Good lookin salad! 🥗
❤️ You guys 🤗

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@Gregrock You need to never call them undies again, switch to boxers, and fold and stack them in a drawer like a grown man!
P.S. Love Ya

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@PHISHpointO Carini!

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@notjoobs I don't need the husband or the babies, but stay at home mom with some dogs would be pretty sweet! 😎

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@Gregrock Nerds rope doesn't count!

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@PFTompkins Shrimp 🍤 aka...ocean roaches 🌊 🪳

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@Wolfenhaus @bosalem64546044 Not surprised by the reply here!
#PowerBottom

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@Wombat_Matt Is this a serious question....seen Bob 3 times, sucked all 3 times!
Hold me closer Tiny Dancer 💃
#🐊rock

[Italian Spaghetti 🍝 🦥 @TwoFineHams]

@Spotify WTF!? We give up the data; email, DOB, etc....and we still can't sign in and something just "went wrong" and we should "try again later"!?
#GetYourShitTogether