Karen Paisley

mma watching, junk food eating, trash novel reading, dog loving, shitposting, weed smoking Texan who believes sex matters

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@cmoss23 @hubermanlab @DrAndyGalpin Exactly

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@hubermanlab @DrAndyGalpin This the same Andy Galpin that hurt a bunch of fighters and movie stars before starting his podcast? No thanks

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@CrooklynMMA Kid, IDFS is not run by the UFC.

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@jedigoodman She needs medication. Like Xanax

[Capone Collects @CaponeCollects]

@JonnyBones Tom is a champion. Blaydes is not. Also he already fought him. Completely different situation.

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@JonnyBones lol what an asshole

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@smoogymma I’m with you on all of it except what a PED injury is. Can someone fill me in?

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@TheFightSpace1 @grd8901 @arielhelwani “Jon Jones’ bum ass”
😳😆😆☠️

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@CharlieQuinnMMA @JonnyBones “Legacy-wise” isn’t a thing. All fights are for legacy. If Jon beats Aspinall, he adds to his legacy. If he beats Stipe who gives a fuck

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@JonnyBones Jon out here trying to gaslight us like he gaslights his wife

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@JonnyBones Tom being a contender and winning against another contender for the belt, makes him the champ, champ.

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@Armfield135 @ufc @TeamIridiumISA @danawhite Don’t you guys get free tickets to fights? I heard every fight gets two feee tickets to the fights

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@PoatanTheGoat It’s not weird, it’s fucking normal 😩😩 people don’t give a shit. It’s sad, moronic, maddening… and completely common (fucking sucks) 😢

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

Uros was straight up almost crying about his last loss during his current win. Thats different. Usually fighters of that caliber are so in the moment, and that’s WHY they are so good. Wild that he was so far in the past so quickly after a big win.

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@DovySimuMMA MVP vs Cyborg

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@MeineDavid @espn Two bad ass teenage girls

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@CrooklynMMA DC is a moron

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@squeemian @FITZGERALD70 @Nolimitsu_ What part hurts?

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@IamTheImmortal Nah. All the dudes you listed are just as bad. Dolce has dudes doing 20 lbs weight cuts, Galpin been sued, Layne is arrogant and shitty online, Huberman was just outed. Just because YOU like THOSE guys doesn’t mean they’re good. Means you got got like everyone else.

[Karen Paisley @TwoFirsties]

@benfowlkesMMA She felt like she owed it to the fans… remember in all the pre fight videos she wrote FTA on all her wraps for FUCK THEM ALL, because she absolutely hated the fans