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Professional golf at an amateur level. @TigerWoods laughed at my meme on @FallonTonight. True Story.

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Pretty cool to see your hero laugh at your dumb meme on late night tv

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Yes, @TigerWoods has seen your tree memes 🤣 #FallonTonight

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When the group in front finally lets you play through and you cold shank one with everyone watching

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Let Bryson play the weekend from the forward tees and see if he can break 70

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Very familiar with a two way miss

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Golf makes so much sense bc you can take relief from a sprinkler head in the rough and drop it in the fairway without penalty but if you’re a literal second late to a tee time it’s 2 strokes

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Certified snake oil salesman

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Pray for LIV

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No low am. No other defending champion. Just Rory, Fred and Jim.

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Who puts the green jacket on Rory? Kevin Hart?

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Rory using a regular length sand wedge to win the masters

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Or just hit bombs over the trees into the next fairway and it doesn’t matter

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Good golfers hit bombs. Great golfers hit fairways

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Scottie first guy to go bogey free on the weekend at the masters since 1942 lol

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At least they showed it and told us it was a moment ago

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Hearing roars all across Augusta and cbs showing us pine trees

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It’s 2026 and we don’t have a clue where Rory’s drive is on 15

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“My friend over there thinks you’re cute”

The friend:

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One of the best parts of the masters is still the manual leaderboard updates and patrons going wild. Not sure kids today understand that’s what life was like before cell phones

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Jack: the secret on 12 is to aim at the left side of the front bunker

Rory: no way man, you’re old. I’m gonna go right at it

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This leaderboard

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Bump

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No fucking doubles