Dave Hartles

One-time international superstar indie jukebox. Modern Idiot.

[The Smashing Pumpkins @SmashingPumpkin]

“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”
30 years later and we’re still quoting it.

The Smashing Pumpkins hit the road this fall for The Rats In A Cage Tour.

Pre-sale: Wednesday 5/20 at 9 AM local time
Password: RATS

https://t.co/hsiJdvfZLi

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

@bushontheradio Its a strong look

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

Careful in London today kids, salty cured pork joints everywhere....

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

@bushontheradio Jorts, coming to a summer near you...

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

Didn't expect to see @specutainment in UHD this early in the morning, @radiolemans ....

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

@Tim_Burgess Fretblanket - Filled in at Kidderminster Market Tavern when we had tickets to Radiohead (£2.50) who got on Top of the Pops with Creep. Radiohead honoured the gig the next week.

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

Shit...

[Jochen - Frozenspeed @Frozenspeed]

The worst kind of news has just hit all of us at Nurburgring where Juha Miettinen lost his life today in a multiple car collision.
I've known Juha for 20 years, each one of them filled to the brim with him enjoying driving the Nurburgring, one of those guys that never seemed to be able to get enough of the place and was always there with a smile.
RIP my friend.

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

@CLRSam he can barely drive in daylight, is this a good idea...?

[Aston Martin Racing @AMR_Official]

Lance getting ready to head out for his first night stint

#AstonMartin #Vantage #GTWorld

[Daniel Foubert 🇵🇱🇫🇷 @d_foubert]

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed.
BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed.
BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian.
BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity.
BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point.

BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross.
BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around.
BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think."
BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M.
BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking.

BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN."
BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf.
BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault.

BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship.
BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto.
BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto.
BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP.
BREAKING: XRP is up 34%.
BREAKING: It is not XRP.

BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz.
BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution.
BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz.
BREAKING: Nobody is surprised.

BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon.
BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire.
BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon.
BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing.
BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old.
BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait.
BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud."
BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal.
BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough."
BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis."
BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour.

BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf.
BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation.
BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces."
BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: The strait remains closed.
BREAKING: This is day 41.
BREAKING: We will keep you updated.

[Last Exit To Nowhere @LASTEXITshirts]

'TɘnɘT' iƨ mγ ʇilm ɔʜoiɔɘ ʇoɿ toniϱʜt, ƨtɒɿtinϱ ɒt 23:00 on 𐐒𐐒Ɔ Two HႧ. Mɒγbɘ I'll ɔomplɘtɘlγ υndɘɿƨtɒnd it tʜiƨ timɘ? - Ⴑɒmiɘ

[James Cameron @Tankslider]

Genuine tweet, still up. Amazing.

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

How much wing is too much wing...

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

@AutoPap Went direct to V12, did I fail...?

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

@AmazonHelp

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

Next day Prime worth the money again.... @AmazonUK

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

Next day Prime worth the money again.... @AmazonUK

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

Next day Prime worth the money again.... @AmazonUK

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

@CLRSam Might need a little electrical work...

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

Interesting auction lot in the car park..

[Dave Hartles @TwoOaksFarm]

@CLRSam No guide price...

[Alex James @alexjameshq]

'Girls & Boys' turns 32 this week.

Top of the Pops, in 1994