Two Pale Ladies

There’s two of us. And we can read so please stop saying that we can't! (She/Her x2)

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

🦴 🦵 🚢

[Louise Beresford @Miss_Beresford]

"Morning campers and welcome aboard"

🎟Tickets
https://t.co/6Y47eydp1D

BOOK your tickets to the world premiere of TOO CLOSE TO THE BONE @WhiteBearTheatr now!

A darkly comic off-kilter foray aboard an 80s cruise liner & the cursed waters she rides.What could possibly go wrong..

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

Defamation more like defecation, right @amberheard ?

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

@Hermesparcels hi Hermes.
I asked for this parcel to be redirected as this is the wrong address, and you said yes it will be redelivered but then you delivered it here anyway and now it is ‘missing’ as this is not my house.

[liva @realchoppedliva]

when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

Who wants to learn HOW TO COOK?
(Also avail for freelance poster design. Just finished my graphics course I took on Zoom. Teach said I was Good!!!! 🤓 nerd I know)

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

@dhlexpressuk Hey Amrick. Nope. Absolutely no idea where it is

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

@dhlexpressuk hey, where is this parcel? It’s strange because I don’t live anywhere near a gate or a fence

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

Woweee

[EncompassProductions @EncompassOnline]

Tickets on sale for Homecoming: A New Theatre Festival @WhiteBearTheatr! Ft. @we_louisiana @SplutterTheatre @Miss_Beresford @bendicat @ClemencyTate @M_MorphTheatre @wearetramp - https://t.co/2TBZ0UHxSF #theatre #HomecomingFest

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

The staff room banter is dry as hell #wfh

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

Wayoh wayoh legends

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

We’re doing a show! Like a real one with an audience!
“Too Close Too the Bone” or as I like to call it “2👌2 da🦴” with my pals @Miss_Beresford and @bendicat, 10th Nov at Homecoming festival wiv @EncompassOnline & @WhiteBearTheatr 🧡🦴

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

What the hell?!

[EncompassProductions @EncompassOnline]

#Theatre comes home. #HomecomingFest @WhiteBearTheatr 10 - 14 Nov ft. new plays from:

@we_louisiana @SplutterTheatre @Miss_Beresford @ClemencyTate
@LoloBrow & @romeister8
@M_MorphTheatre & @lukestaps
@wearetramp & @hckennedy_ with @LizzAarynStants

https://t.co/3xpkwtvZpR

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

And Goliath said:

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

Applying for a job that pays £12.80 per annum and one of the questions is “what does success mean to you. Answer with an image”

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

what if we pronounced aristotle like chipotle

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

What a twit. Two.

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

Some bot account thought our first name was "Two"

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

Always new sanitary pads contain over “1000 micro cushions”.

What the effing hell is a micro cushion and why does it need so many?

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

HAW Air ✈️🚬💅🏻

https://t.co/3QotsUuYZP

[Two Pale Ladies @TwoPaleLadies]

Absolutely loved the new @lazysusan sketch “well that cunning monkey Surrell found it for £70” cracks me up everytime. MUST Watch!! https://t.co/jktJLiwgmV