JP Swain

Rugby Evangelist, Tractor Fan, Part Owner of the Atlanta Braves

[JP Swain @TwoPintsJP]

I don't know how many more years I've got with my dog, but as he lies fast asleep on my leg, eyes shut to the world, I know they'll be good.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Spelling ‘accommodate’ correctly on the first try

[JP Swain @TwoPintsJP]

@MarcusMilione I've lost 130lbs on a GLP-1 along with a lot of exercise and intentional choices.

It hasn't touched the love parts of my life, and those are run by dopamine and oxytocin. GLP-1s don't have anything to do with those. This is nonsense.

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@ilyarozanovoff Girl, you're not the only one.

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You sexy thing is stuck in my head.

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@starburnedx3 @hudsonwupdates How do you clap with one hand?

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@connorstupdates First husbands of Hockey welcoming AD to their home energy

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I'm in my 5th decade. We've been dropping bombs in Iraq or Iran in every decade of my life.

Let that sink in.

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@MarcusMilione But in a world driven mostly by consumer spending. WTF are people supposed to do to earn money to buy things when they're getting laid off in the name of lesser employees being better?

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@ilyarozanovoff Ilya, you're not Gen Z, you do not say lowkey

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@ilyarozanovoff It's truly fantastic

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@Kevin_Ayia Sweet Jesus, you never miss.

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@linusesq That team played 60+ games together as well. Certainly it was a miracle, but it was also a team with a full season under its belt.

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@rfkenmore Can I be invited?

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

this is, I assume, the curling equivalent of an alley oop

[JP Swain @TwoPintsJP]

@rfkenmore What are the things you think about, precisely?

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A proper country.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

The province of Ontario is ready to watch Canada’s gold medal hockey matchup vs. the U.S. on Sunday 🍻

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I just wish my dogs would start barking in their inside voices instead of immediately shouting.

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@dhurandhar_vsa I am very happy for you

[JP Swain @TwoPintsJP]

Most Americans are stupid.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Most Americans expect both the economy and the stock market to strengthen over the next six months, per Gallup.

[JP Swain @TwoPintsJP]

I doubt it

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A small number of Republicans who still care about the Constitution and their sacred oaths to preserving it are reportedly threatening to vote with Democrats to oust Mike Johnson from his Speakership if he does not bring up a vote on bombing Iran before Trump orders it.