TwoScoopsXD

TwoScoopsxd aka the greatest YouTube channel to ever exist. A boss's life we live.

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Reading an AI Generated script about buying Twitter

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@petalsforissa Actual paper tickets? You were there back then, unc

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I JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLY

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

White people writing abt rap and hip hop in 2017-18 was the funniest shit ever dude every other week Vox would post an article like “the quiet sadness of diplomatic immunity vol 1”

[K @knicksrevenge]

They already in her comments calling her gwynocide

[Rodger @TheRodged]

The "you instantly die if you quit your job" economy.

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Just heard someone pronounce "posthumously" like post-hue-moes-lee

[Ruk @Absurd_Ruka]

@B00K0FTRIBE

[kf @ambreahnation]

Chicken thighs are so much better than chicken breast

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Y'all gotta stop saying "getting cracked"

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@milkievich Whenever I hear Backstreets by Bruce Springsteen I always feel like he's talking about a man he drifted apart from

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@petalsforissa Nah but it sound fire. I live in the rural Midwest and we only recently got Indian food near us. I been feasting

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I don't like this social media marketing strategy for new songs where there will be text on screen explaining in detail what the song is about. Just let us listen to the song

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Every day there is a new restaurant that sells slop bowls or overpriced burgers and "shareables"

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Can't get a game or a movie

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

shame is a prison with unlocked doors and no guards btw

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@_Hybreed_ If you talking to someone who will use what you told them in confidence against you later when they are upset then you talking to somebody that's whack. If someone does that then they are showing their true colors and you know to cut them off because they are a trash person

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I think you're funny
I like your friends
I like the way they treat you

[the second ellie @kingepic22]

people complaining about tupac in stranger than heaven are really proving that they never listened to his music

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Just seen an ad for a pizza restaurant that said 25 dollars off a 100 dollar purchase. Wild how that is essentially buy 3 get the 4th free in 2026