Little update on the day so far, just farted and a little piss came out the other end. probably need to put on new underwear. Guess there’s a first for everything. Who can relate? #WardrobeChange#Whoops
Seeing heavy traffic on My book that ICE is going to arrest Band Bunny on stage At +2000 odds. Never in my life have I seen such a lock. #Mexican#LockHimUp
Tell me why everytime I order bojangles hungover it takes these incompetent you know what’s 30 minutes to stuff chicken tenders and fries into a paper box. #BringItBack
Supposed to meet up with my long time friend @mikeyrizzolo85 tonight. If you see us don’t ask for a pic. Should be in for a night full of strippers and dark liquor! #HighLife#FizzyDrink