TwoTonTed

Ernie had a rival, an evil looking man.....

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@TheSnowDreamer Aren't we meant to be roasting in Hell by 2030?

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@TheSnowDreamer but we are meant to believe that we'll all roast in Hell by the end of the decade?

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@BigNonVeganDave Modern day Santoro

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

Moon Ball Final in Paris #EqualPay

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@BigNonVeganDave must be fuckin annoying to play against

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@BigNonVeganDave laid her sub 1.19 I assume?

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@TheSnowDreamer going to be freezing cold now for a fortnight - climate in crisis

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@TheNewsAgents yet more champagne Socialist claptrap - how do you justify the name News Agents (Sic)?

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@BBCWalesNews how the actual fuck can he do this with the transport straight-jackets hampering the flow of business and tourism?

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

https://t.co/c05OL84vYA

How it started....

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

The most racist speech in the last 25 years. Ex Scottish PM Humza Yousaf complains that there are too many white Scots in Scotland.

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

Trampoline bounce at Sabina - almost Sachin setting!!!

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@NationCymru @ShiptonMartin with a dysfunctional motorway infrastructure there's fuc* all chance - hope this helps

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@darrengrimes Free the Wheely Bin!!

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@darrengrimes White supremacist eggs

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@BigNonVeganDave

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@cheese_and_t0ms @TheSnowDreamer superb shelf cloud

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@NickJF75 classic shelf cloud - well done

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

did what's her name on that bench just refer to Nat Sciver-Brunt as Nat Sciver-Cunt? Sounded just like it!🤣

[TwoTonTed @TwoTonTedSez]

@JuliaHB1 'got any scrap Darling?
I was just asking, honest!

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

Labour's Welfare Secretary admitted to Peter Mandelson what he won’t tell you.

Labour raised your taxes to pay for more benefits.