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[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@ASPolice what's your policy regarding an unmedicated schizophrenic man who is at Bristol airport shouting aggressively at check in staff? Police on the ground say "threshold not met" but this man needs help NOW.

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@RoyalMailHelp Is there any reason that Wimborne DO are unable to deliver post & parcels without a 2 week delay?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Won a Radio 1 comp in the early 90s on Gary Davies show. All about strange jobs and told him I worked in a bicycle factory and part of the role was to lick inter tubes to check for punctures

[Brothers Cider @BrothersCider]

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[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@Carfestevent @badobsessionmsp Binky!

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@Carfestevent We should be thanking you! For providing the best event with an incredible line up & something to look forward to in these troubled times. Next year we will be partying knowing our good time will give many children a lifeline. Good work Carfest team!

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@ScarbsTech Jenson reckons the McLaren drivers used their arms to cover the hole?
https://t.co/jyljvdpAXA

[Jenson Button @JensonButton]

Day18 #aracecaraday is the McLaren MP4-25. She looks rather good with the #1. My first of many years with McLaren, Won my first race with the team in only my second outing, I was leading the championship after… https://t.co/l09UoR5ZOh

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@magsconba @Carfestevent @reefband @magsconba @Carfestevent One of our children seems slightly hairier than the others...
Also - more @reefband please!😈

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

No it isn't

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@AlexHorne We're loving the taskmaster book. Have set (age appropriate) tasks for out kids whilst camping & it's been great fun. Thinking of something for carfest but may need your help?

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@Carfestevent There looks like there's definitely room for @reefband in that lineup 🤘

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@Carfestevent Please tell me @reefband will be at carfest south again? Such a highlight last year! 🤘

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@paulpogba @ManUtd Love the fact that the media is judging you by the number of steps you took before scoring a penalty over your brilliant performance. #cantwin #Poggersscoresagain

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@south_railway If you can't be bothered to clean your carriages then would you be so kind as to install some showers. I feel dirty.

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@south_railway Oh God, it's got worse. I've just been to the toilet. I've been to Glastonbury since 1993 & I've never seen such horrors. The level of commitment to customer service is shining through.

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@south_railway This is the floor of our carriage. Great work everyone! Well worth the hugely inflated ticket price! How's them shareholders getting on?

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@Carfestevent Can we have @reefband at Carfest South again please? Definitely the highlight of summer 2018!

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@SkyHelpTeam Can you explain why it will take 2 weeks to get an engineer out to replace a faulty Q box?

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@Carfestevent @reefband Our kids met Gary last summer in Poole & would love it if you could make it to carfest south too!

[Dave @Two_large_gins]

@BTCare Why so hard to cancel a phone line? I've been passed around 3 wrong depts, spent hours on hold. Absolutely ridiculous.