twist

gots to see if through my boy

[🦈 @4Cobey]

life be so fucked up the least you ask for is your sports team to be decent and you can't even get that. Shit make you wanna blow ya brains out.

[John Coogan @johncoogan]

Tariffs up 50%. Stocks down 5%.

You know what hasn’t changed?

What benching 225 for reps feels like.

Time to visit the church of iron boys.

[𝔻𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝔽𝕒𝕥𝕖 @georg3]

@MorePerfectUS "Burrito taxi loan shark"

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

Aura farming while you’re homie is talking to you is insane work 😭😭

[twist @Twstalicious]

@Radiolyrian You won’t

[KD @notkdk3]

About that time

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

listen to me listen to me, she does not mean you, repeat after me, she does not mean you

[Asép Karyawan @mat_bambang]

@PatMcAfeeShow #IDontWantToOverreactBUT F the new stadium funding, cleveland has to chip in some tax money to send osama bin watson on a one way ticket to pyongyang.

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Me with the the middle aged married woman in my office when I asked if its her 21st birthday

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

Walked with my hands behind my back. Chinese guys kinda cooked with this one.

[Bobby @SullivanBobby]

Drake: Your feet are small 🤣

Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

how i (male feminist) feel

[john @jmce95]

“This year I really want to: Travel more”

“Let’s debate this topic: Pineapple on pizza”

“I’m weirdly attracted to: Men”

“Biggest risk I’ve taken: _____ during the middle of a pandemic”

“The best way to ask me out is by: Asking me out”

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

This guy would’ve loved Twitter.