“Some of yall fugging gross” I mutter to myself as I scroll @hinge while laying on my couch eating so much pizza that my body hurts bc I’m too stoned to know when to stop eating
Dawg, I’m gonna be real… what’s a shame is how GOOD that @ladygaga & #RKell song was. Can’t hear that anywhere no more for good reason but it’s such an ear worm that I’ve been itching to scratch
Every day I a little bit don’t feel good and I never know why. Been trying to figure out why no exercise, 9 hours of doom-scrolling, and a diet of cottage cheese, beer, ice cream, and cheese burgers always leaves me feeling kinda bleh. I feel like a medical mystery 🤔