Tyler Neil

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(231): I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.

[Adam Proteau @Proteautype]

Teemu Selanne. Stanley Cup champ. All-time Olympic leading scorer. Epitome of class. Hockey treasure. If you hate him, we hate you.

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

@halellerbeck I'm just shaving

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

Got 99 problems and a cold toilet seat is currently one

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

“@SprtsHumor: Which one does not belong?... http://t.co/oRdRwYHWg6” Id say

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

@ItsMiller89Time they should still be stationed at the OCC to play under some banners

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

I'm sure the person who invented traffic lights would be offended to see a crossing guard at them.. Because I am

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

Hold a lead idiots

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

Buying winter tires is the most adult thing I've done in my life

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

No matter how blackout your are, there's no excuse to bang on the glass front row when the play is in front of you

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

@ItsMiller89Time what's the secret behind this website for getting tickets #unabletosecureseatsinthispricelevel

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

@sydneyyL_ when I take her we don't watch the movie

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

First lemon poppyseed muffin was delicious.. A little scared I'm gonna test positive for opium now though

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

@JessicaRae_G don't light the fire for a a serious twant about him

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

Maybe Kessel should shoot

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

There's no cool way to chase a bouncing ping pong ball.

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

Working a night shift when the clocks go back isn't amazing

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

Subway now has sriracha sauce.. Thank you Jared!

[Tyler Neil @TyNeil4]

I don't like how far I have to scroll down a list to get to 1990 when I'm putting in my birthday