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TAMU '18. Take care of your fellow man. 579

[Von Miller @VonMiller]

🙏🏾😞 https://t.co/hArzoMfVSP

[BBQ Sloth @Ty_TheSloth]

@megynkelly stop peddling that grass fed, organic beef is somehow healthier for you.

[BBQ Sloth @Ty_TheSloth]

Haha guys I haven’t showered since last year

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That’s how you start a game. WHOOP

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HELL YEAH

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@PhyllisBoyce2 @APCentralRegion Read the article Phyllis

[Faber @dfaber84]

The reality is, your opposition to GMOs doesn’t affect you, it affects those for whom starvation is a reality. https://t.co/eFDQLA5iVV

[Faber @dfaber84]

Boxing Day: Taking a detour from their typical benevolent personalities, Canadians will hold a giant boxing competition for the best gifts from the day before. The winner bloodied and bruised gets the spoils, and a bottle of CR, Maple Syrup and a hockey stick.

[BBQ Sloth @Ty_TheSloth]

@sevmirzag Your siblings(?) look like they’re tired of your shit

[Myles Garrett @Flash_Garrett]

Me: Hey Santa, it’d be real nice if I could have a TD for Chri..
Santa:

[BBQ Sloth @Ty_TheSloth]

@fsolomon75 @JeanMarieSimon1 @kranepool @united Really dude? This is your takeaway from this?

[FBI @FBI]

Happy holidays from the #FBI

[BBQ Sloth @Ty_TheSloth]

@hannahrox763 Sims is 75% off on Steam right now. Live out your dreams, be your own sugar daddy.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Nobody ever died thinking “I wish I would have tweeted more.”

[BBQ Sloth @Ty_TheSloth]

This is the worst attempt at juggling I’ve ever seen. If he went on America’s got talent he’d have 3 X’s in 10 seconds flat. https://t.co/3nn5XfhfVo

[Jamalapeño @hotjamalle]

New Years resolution is to buy less blues and grays

[BBQ Sloth @Ty_TheSloth]

I lived alone one year so I guess that counts. https://t.co/NepGdECb1f

[madison @Madison_Avery_]

but did you really go to college if you didn’t have a psycho roommate at least one year???

[BBQ Sloth @Ty_TheSloth]

@KatyJoNickelson Your dads probably right there matching you drink for drink tho