Lawn Tractor Enthusiast

It's like an angry badger fighting its way out of a khaki bag! Spouting inane things into the maw of the internet since 1200baud.

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

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[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

just a heads up, twitter changed the DM settings for everyone to be that only checkies can DM you. if you want to receive DMs from anyone not dumb enough to fall for elon's scam, go into your settings and change it from the second option to the third option.

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

Waiting on the brah and the politico to come thru.

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

Ok Twitter, it’s Friday; we gettin weird at Tasty Thai tonight?

[gqbound.bsky.social @GQBound]

No, but I know someone who has...

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

@El_Cliente SAIL/Hole in one https://t.co/79jkZhZivM

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

Cue the “lonely man theme”

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

Someone check on the absentee potter and @meatwaffles

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

One of the cabin crew is a Domme and she occasionally speaks to me like I’m one of her subs, which I emphatically am not. It took every fiber of my being to not “say please,” at her when she demanded something from me at Sunday dinner.

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

Trying to explain to folks on main that yes, I am the Dom in this relationship; I’m just also the subject matter expert on shoe/leather maintenance.

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

Happy happy @El_Cliente

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

GUESS WHOS BACK IN MY MAIN DMS

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

The chronic oversharer on main is back at it again and

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

He found my Linked/In. Man, I ain’t buying shit form you.

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

Having Brock/bank come scurrying out of the woodwork occasionally to ask if I wanna buy houses with him in CHS gives me a certain amount of schadenfreude.

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

The chronic oversharer on main is back at it again and

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?!?!?! Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

I been here too damn long.

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

Our Lyft driver is playing what I can only describe as sad 80s Mexican cowboy music.

[Lawn Tractor Enthusiast @TybaltKnight]

I can tell the anxiety about the pug is finally passing because I went from totally blocked up to peeing out my butt.