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[otungakonyango @TygaJuly]

People in this city be asking you what you do for a living so that they can decide whether they are going to respect you or not. I'm an Undertaker and I will bury all your questions with unnecessary jokes and comments. Luos ,Ole Gunnar, #Uhurupark

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

😂😂

[Monique @OkimMonica3936]

He told her the bitter truth

[otungakonyango @TygaJuly]

Stand there and Video me as I enter so that I motivate these brokies( in Anyango Cates voice)

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

DP Kindiki reporting to his office at 5 AM

[Eric @amerix]

Discipline is paramount.

Don't tolerate indiscipline.

Don't accommodate people who lack discipline. They will drag your life into a pit.

If someone lacks discipline, he is also disrespectful, not just to himself, but to you.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Keep off women's activities and events,

Especially events organised by feminists.

Your fellow men are busy building the nation, while you are busy in the streets shouting,

"We want women's rights!"

Are you normal?

Don't be a mangina. Women will dislike you.

When the women finish marching, they will turn against you and call you a woman batterer, or one of them will accuse you of sexual assault.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans.
I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign.

If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.

Simply log in to
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Account Number: 4164137

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month.
Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive.

Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k

Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually.
Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues.

Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

The Finance Bill, 2026 was published on 30th April and is now before Parliament and every Kenyan deserves to know what is in it.

The government targets Ksh3.63 trillion in revenue for 2026/27 and a wider budget deficit of 5.3% of GDP in the 2026/27 fiscal year (July-June) up from 4.7% in 2025/26. These are not unreasonable fiscal objectives but the manner in which the burden of achieving them is distributed is a cause for serious concern.

On tax filing timelines, the Bill moves the income tax return deadline to April 30th which is two months earlier than the current June 30th and compresses nil return filing to January 31st. This reduces the time available for audit completion, cash flow planning and compliance. For small businesses and individual traders, this is not administrative reform. It is an additional compliance cost they can ill afford.

On mitumba, the Bill inserts a new Section 12H into the Income Tax Act which deems profit at 5% of customs value payable upfront before goods are released by KRA as a final tax. A trader importing a bale worth Ksh1 million pays Ksh50,000 regardless of whether they make a profit or a loss. I cannot in good conscience describe this as equitable.

 The Bill increases residential rental income tax from 7.5% to 10%. Absent a serious enforcement framework, this will drive non-compliance rather than revenue. The government must fix the enforcement gap before it increases the rate. One without the other is burden-shifting.

On digital financial services, the Bill removes existing VAT exemptions on money transfers and payment processing. These are the tools of financial inclusion that millions of Kenyans including the very people this government says it wants to reach rely on daily. Making them more expensive will not serve the objective of a broader tax base.

 By including interchange and merchant service fees within the definition of management or professional fees for withholding tax purposes, the Bill introduces a compliance burden into automated banking processes. That burden will be passed on to businesses and ultimately to consumers.

The amendment to Section 24 of the Income Tax Act empowers KRA to deem at least 60% of a company's undistributed income as dividends for tax purposes. This fails to account for legitimate decisions on reinvestment, working capital and business growth. It is a retrogressive measure that sends the wrong signal to the investors Kenya needs.

A 25% excise duty on telephones for cellular and wireless networks is proposed. A phone is not a luxury. It is how Kenyans bank, communicate, conduct business and access government services. Parliament must interrogate this carefully.

On PAYE, Kenyans were led to expect relief and a restructuring of the tax bands to ease the burden on salaried workers. That proposal does not appear in this Bill. That is not a minor omission. An explanation is owed to every employed Kenyan who was waiting for it.

To be fair, the Bill is not without merit. The reduction of corporate tax for non-resident companies from 37.5% to 30% improves our investment climate. The extension of the tax amnesty to cover liabilities up to 31st December 2025 provides a genuine and welcome pathway to compliance. VAT exemptions on electric buses, bicycles, dialysers, animal feed raw materials and PPP infrastructure are sensible measures. The clarity introduced on trust taxation ensuring beneficiaries are not taxed on income already taxed at the trust level and the recognition of gratuity contributions as exempt income are also steps in the right direction.

Be that as it may, we cannot afford a repeat of June 2024. Parliament must discharge its oversight role with the seriousness this moment demands. They should not merely rubber-stamp what the Treasury has placed before it. Every clause must be scrutinised. Every punitive or ambiguous provision must be rejected or amended.

#FinanceBill2026 #PublicParticipation

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"Men need money to become the member of his own family"

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

Nairobi Hospital Board Member Eric Okeyo putting anakonda in his place! He has DECONSTRUCTED and EXPOSED the Sugoi CONMAN mercilessly! Indeed, fear is gone!

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Ama kplc walete unlimited tokens za 1 hour kama safaricom. Unanunua za kupika githeri za 1 hour .

[ian🕷️ @ianwontmiss_]

Ukipeleka these broke girls out alafu ukose kumdinya huwa anadhani amekutumia😂... wtf😂

[otungakonyango @TygaJuly]

@HonitelHQ You are in your King error, go boy🥂

[Eric @amerix]

When you intentionally stand out, you become a target for hostility.

People silently dislike you not because you are arrogant but because you have refused to be submissive to their expectations.

They want you to:

• Stay humble but not too confident

• Be ambitious but not too successful

• Speak your mind, but not too boldly

• Blend in but don't shine too brightly

However, when you break these expectations, people become uneasy with you, they become hostile because you have opened their deep-rooted wounds.

Your authenticity irritates the person who spends his life pretending.

People don't hate who you are, they hate what they assume you represent in their heads.

They might decide that you are selfish, when you are just independent,

Or, you are manipulative when you are just observant,

Or, you are arrogant when you are just focused.

When people cannot read you, they project their fears onto you.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A man doesn't cheat,

He expands his territory.

A man is territorial.

It is women who cheat because they don't own territories.

Therefore, don't fear having women in your life.

No woman should shame you for having another woman.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😑

[Eric @amerix]

I have seen people telling you,

"Go to court and seek full custody."

Don't attempt that nonsense.

Your money, sobriety and soul will be drained, and you will be left depressed.

Avoid custodial drama. It traumatizes children, even when they become adults.

Your baby mama is spoiling for a fight.

She knows you are emotionally attached to the child, which is why she is weaponizing this attachment against you.

You are also on WhatsApp begging her and sounding so desperate, and this is her weapon against you.

If truly the child is yours,

Do this:

• Open a bank account and deposit money there monthly.

• Send her the ATM card and put a monthly limit on withdrawals.

• Pay fees directly to the school.

• If the child wants shoes, uniform and textbooks, pay directly to the shops.

• Cut communications completely. Don't text. Don't call.

• Approach more women. This is your buffer against oneitis.

• Connect with your Anima (SOPHIA).

In 3 months of silence, she will begin looking for you. She might be dramatic at first, but don't let her chaos distract you.

Remain silent and firm.

She will submit and begin texting you:

"Selfish man, don't you want to talk to the child?"

"Why do you hate us?"

"I regret knowing you."

"Your child is missing you."

"Your child has performed well this time."

"Your child has grown big and healthy."

"The teacher wants to talk to you together with your child."

It is here that you declare your boundaries:

• Demand for a DNA.

If the child is not yours, she will disappear forever, knowing that you have ended the exploitation.

If the child is yours, demand unlimited access.

Women with bad manners should be put in their place. DUSTBIN.

Stand firm like a mountain in a storm.