Tyler Staebell

Husband | Father | Professional Doberman Wrangler

[Tyler Staebell @Tyler23James]

@SharpFootball Regardless of how you feel about the timing of the play, the extra curriculars after are absolutely disgusting.

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@Ryanair @elonmusk Hey @Grok in a few words, how much more complex is rocket ship aerodynamics than airplane aerodynamics?

[Tyler Staebell @Tyler23James]

@VerizonNews @Verizon @ATT now is your time to shine. Offer Verizon customers who switch in the next 30 days first two months free. You will be swimming in new plans.

[Tyler Staebell @Tyler23James]

@iamsys__tem @LukaUpdates @chargers @lukadoncic Because he wishes he was.

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@E_TheCowboysFan Acid wash my eyeballs

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@GinoHard_ A little retribution for all of the Oilers dirty plays.

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@Sportsnet Oilers dirtiest team in the league. Pathetic.

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@SportsCenter Times up, you’re wrong.

[Tyler Staebell @Tyler23James]

@MavsPR @NicoHarrisonGM Nico Harrison you are the worst thing to happen to DFW sports in history, and Jerry Jones exists. Your name will forever be regarded as Satan in DFW. Thank you for ruining the Dallas Mavericks for what is potentially forever. No one will come play here again. You’ve ruined us.

[Tyler Staebell @Tyler23James]

@cyco1313 @espn Excuse me? He got punched in the dick. How is that cheating? Also, can’t handle him? He was absolutely wiping the floor with the dude. Do you watch basketball?

[Tyler Staebell @Tyler23James]

@DevinBook Sick playoff performance, dawg

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@DevinBook Luka Doncic stole it 🤣🫡🤡

[Guru @DrGuru_]

Luka Doncic is completely sonning Devin Booker on the biggest stage 😳

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Luka to Devin Booker

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@SkahtDobbins @MayoIsSpicyy @elonmusk Well that’s the entire reason he bought Twitter. To capture the platforms potential for a pillar of free speech.

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@EmmanuelAcho @ScooterMagruder Ehhhhh Troy been like that for QUITE some time. He legitimately hates on the Cowboys when he broadcasts their games and it’s not subtle.

[Tyler Staebell @Tyler23James]

@Rangers @Whataburger > In & Out

[NFL @NFL]

HALFTIME: @dallascowboys have the lead. #PHIvsDAL

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

I won't be surprised when Trump cuts billions of dollars from genuine medical research to try and bring back leech collector jobs to the US.

[Tyler Staebell @Tyler23James]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Reading the majority of the comments on this helps me understand how we've found ourselves living out "Idiocracy." Devastating. Covfefe.