Tyler

midwest adult teenager obsessed with millennial pop culture, horror movies, food, and music

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i cannot wait til you guys turn 30 and realize how long life is and how it's okay to have fun still.

[Roger @RogeeRoger]

it's kind of crazy that Ethan Hawke's genes contributed to nothing. We are looking at literally just a young Uma Thurman again.

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

As a grown man I no longer have ‘nightmares’, where I’m scared by something, but rather ‘sadmares’, which cause me to wake up filled with an incredible and inexorable sense of melancholy and loss

[katy カシア @marinssangel]

When you get suicidal drunk instead of funny goofy drunk

[𝔅𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔯 @unholycyrusss]

She already has so many hits under her belt

[jackson 🐾 @merylstreep2003]

Homeless lady just called me a sexy little cracker

[jesse @darthgordita]

“i was eating alcoholically” is a banger

[Kiwi & Goose @KiwiCat0703]

Imagine having these things in your house

[Neon || pr0ship dni @sweatersndynami]

had to bathe my cat cause she got into the attic and this picture a sibling took of her is so funny to me

[klara @bystarligh]

call it necrophilia the way i crack a cold one

[Grub @DirtMaggotEater]

Dude this porn is so fucking good it makes me want to merge without looking

[Tyler @TylerColeRay]

@PONY_Official Fine asf lol

[⧼🦇⧽﹒ Jayde ﹒⟢ @candyh3artzz]

bitch i let u hit my cart one time and u aint even inhale 🤦‍♀️

[Tyler @TylerColeRay]

RIP Legend https://t.co/Pg8BBymiAK

[Tyler @TylerColeRay]

The GLARE my cat gave me after I pushed her off my chest to get up after allowing her to make me late for work

[Tyler @TylerColeRay]

Took two melatonin on accident because I forgot I took the first one

[Tyler @TylerColeRay]

St Giuseppe’s

[Wolfgang Richter @WolfgangRichtEU]

Probably the best Google Review I've seen

[Tyler @TylerColeRay]

@KassiusKlay11 The only eggs you season

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

Country music icon John Anderson has passed away. 😢

This really sucks.