it never fails, my fellow Americans' capacity for making everything about them
Yes, Joey, Prigozhin is storming Moscow because the US is having an election. Only reason that could be happening. Yep. America is the only country in the world.
Fuck @PapaJohns for offering me a free pizza for later when they continue to screw up. Bacon & pepperoni. “did you say pineapple”? Fuck no I didn’t say pineapple. Yeah. People are busy. Mistakes happen. But I shouldn’t be scared that every goddam time I order it’ll be wrong.
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“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”
Fucking @priceline Nothing is easy when it’s supposedly all automated and simple. A problem means emails/texts/chats and that is only if you are initially provided with complete info on your booking. Which I was not. So I’ve wasted at least an hour & now I have to call someone.
NOTICE: American Democracy could END tomorrow. After 10 months in Ukraine I’m returning back to USA & going to defend the American experiment with all I’ve got. Now is the time we must ALL SWEAR TO FIGHT for America & defeat the Trump-Putin fascist front. #VoteBlueIn2022
I mean, who are we even fooling? The timeline looks like this
step 1: reinstate trump
step 2: tweet a bunch of shit about free speech
step 3: shadow ban left-leaning accounts
step 4: get bored, move on