Tyler James

I always wanted to write the world's shortest autobiography. So I did.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Burn this app to the ground.

[Tyler James @TylerJNagy]

@johngreen Waaaaaaaah

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

We’re gonna be okay, everyone.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

This is an abomination.

[Tyler James @TylerJNagy]

@Carlos_Film @vickiebadger if only this was properly labeled.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

💔💔💔💔💔💔

[gabrus🚽 @Gabrus]

I ate a bunch of spicy wings last night, and cried all morning on the toilet, just now, a mere 20 hours later, I ate the leftovers.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.

[Honk Green @realhonkgreen]

This is the only day you can retweet this

[Tyler James @TylerJNagy]

@Dewseth Two tweets in 24 hour, huh.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶

[Tyler James @TylerJNagy]

Me when I got my second dose of the Covid vaccine

[Tyler James @TylerJNagy]

@TheKingCraig @J_High5 Cynical CJ strikes again

[Tyler James @TylerJNagy]

@TheKingCraig You're only over dressed if you're wearing pants.

[FBI @FBI]

The #FBI is still seeking information to help identify individuals who actively instigated violence on January 6 in Washington, D.C. Visit https://t.co/h36NpdxbEh to see images from current cases, and if you see someone you recognize, submit a tip at https://t.co/buMd8vYXzH.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It’s wild watching Republicans realize that corporations are too powerful. Y’all wanna overturn Citizen’s United with us?

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Just a reminder, extremists stormed our Capitol building. A cop got murdered. They did it to overthrow the function of our government. They had bombs and guns and zip ties. The President and his enablers claimed that America had been usurped and must be taken back. They tried.

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

🐔

[amir @blumenfeld]

Pretty weird that Matt Stafford is an integral part of Thanksgiving in America.

[NFL @NFL]

PRATER FOR THE WIN FROM 59 YARDS! #OnePride