Tyler; chilled to well not perfection but like...

Fool, Nerd, Storyteller, Make-believe wizard, probably not a machine and man monster. he/him

[La Comtesse de Monte Cristo @elleam07]

One thing about the Maori: they will remind you that New Zealand is their land and they won’t negotiate on their freedom to cultural expression.

Deal with it.

[gatsby @Grategatsby]

Watching a Diners Drive Ins and Dives from 2008 and it’s a completely different world. A bacon cheeseburger was braggadociosly only $4.75. I looked up the website and that burger is $17 today.

The Flavortown you were raised to live in no longer exists.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

in a shocking twist, climate change is infinitely more disruptive and deadly than the actions of those trying to thwart it! good job we threw them all in jail though!

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

So the executive editor lying "the ownership will back the independence" of reporters right after a public example of the owner not backing independence was met with skepticism by people trained to ask questions and search for the truth? Who could have anticipated that?

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Two things:

1) Canceling his government contracts and security clearances isn't enough anymore. This man needs to spend the rest of his life in prison.

2) You don't pull stunts like this when you're confident about winning. This is Hail Mary desperation to stay out of prison.

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 @adventdeck]

western movie critics are incapable of writing about kaiju/toku stuff without a million disclaimers about how it's just so campy and silly and hard to take seriously but if you can get past that then-- and it pisses me off so bad. meet the genre where it's at or die

[Magic New Girl 💗🛩️VEGAS @MagicNewGirl]

“Rule 0” requires experienced play to do properly. It’s not inclusive to new players. The format itself needs to be inclusive, not the “pregame convo”.

[kasey @kaseyklimes]

this was my entire masters thesis at berkeley, “the supply and demand of human-scale neighborhoods in america”

the data absolutely supports this. if we don’t build more walkable neighborhoods, the few that we have become luxury items—not because they are any more expensive to build or maintain (the opposite, in fact) but because they are artificially scarce and highly desirable

[Cal is @MTGCal]

seeing people talk extensively about banning related conspiracy theories really just makes me think about this

[Austen Allred @Austen]

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[🫀𝔇 𝔦 𝔰 𝔪 𝔞 𝔯 𝔩 𝔲 𝔱 𝔱 𝔢 @Marlutte1]

This "range" is what acting is supposed to be rather than being stuck in the same role for 20 years.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

inspired by this complaint, which prompted English Wikipedia to switch its sandwich photo from boiled eggs to baloney, here is a thread of the photos used in different language versions of the "sandwich" article

[Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆 @SimplyShae13]

Or, if you want to be more accurate:

"Man banned from going near school is arrested, again, for entering the school to harass children."

[dizzy! @dizzydizzydazed]

both starbucks and mcdonalds have seen HUGE losses in revenue since the boycotts started. mcdonalds has outright admitted it's bc of the boycotts, and that they're getting hit especially hard in Arab countries. boycotts work! keep going!

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

I feel like it’s not an exaggeration to say this is one of the most shocking product changes in the history of food & beverage.

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

I’m so sorry but Balto didn’t deliver diphtheria serum to sick children via sled in 1925 just for us to charge thousands for vaccines and withhold them from entire populations a century later

[John Wright @johncwright2001]

We science fiction writers went to the trouble for the last 100 years to concoct stories containing dire warnings about things just like this. Please remember Frankenstein, and Colossus, and Skynet, Fred Saberhagen's Berserkers, not to mention the Doomsday weapon from Star Trek