Tyler O

Most people call me Ty, but you can call me stupid

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

Am I cool yet

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

Whoever wrote this script absolutely cooked #PITvsBal

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

So glad I got to experience the ball drop before this

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Migrants have overtaken luxury hotels in New York City.

That hotel is RAKING it in!

What rates are they getting per night per room from NYC taxpayer dollars? $300 per night? $500 per night per room? More?

That is a great deal for new migrant arrivals coming over the border. Are they also getting a daily meal allowance for room service?

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

@MileyCyrus hey

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

When I first started writing a movie about Oppenheimer, I never would have thought Christopher Nolan would buy the story from me. We’ve come a long way from my original script versus what made it to screen.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Just gonna make a sliiiight adjustment here

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

👦🦸‍♂️ The little boy rescued his stuck mother, lifting the big ladder all by himself! 👏👏👏

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

@MrBeast @snorlax_uw When is the IPO date for Feastables?

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

Watching a guy crowd surf with the “no crowd surfing sign” is peak human entertainment

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

Nothing like that one good cigarette to absolutely ruin everyone’s time at the bar

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

@scottwag03 @NotTyHartman Scott you a right side pisser?!

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

G3

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

We are doing a scientific research right now and we need your honest answer (for males only): which coordinates do you piss in?

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

@AllenB313 It’s 10pm allen, I’m sleeping

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

Can’t believe it’s almost thanksgiving and I didn’t shove a single pumpkin up my ass

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

@JoeOlish No

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

[Tyler O @TylerOlish]

@n8wldn First round picks Nate god dammit

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

If you are having a bad day, open this.