Today is a day to take a moment to understand how truly lucky you are to be alive right now, right this moment. Because today there will be two college football bowl games played in baseball stadiums, a bowl sponsored by Snoop Dogg, a bowl between two teams in the same conference, and the ritualistic sacrifice of a Pop-Tart.
Mankind cannot, and will not, be stopped.
Through five games, Miami has 2,568 total yards of offense and now has surpassed the 2000 St. Louis Rams and their 2,527 total yards for the most total yards of offense by a team in its first five games of a season in NFL history.