Tyler Rosolowski

I peaked in high school.

[Tyler Rosolowski @TylerRosolowski]

I fucking suck at Twitter

[Tyler Rosolowski @TylerRosolowski]

@LaurynMel @colbyageorgsen I voted NDP once... & then I had to leave the country :///

[z @EnronSupport]

I don’t deserve a job

[z @EnronSupport]

I JUST realized that my email picture is Pierre McGuire because 3 years ago I used it for a fantasy hockey team. I’ve been emailing potential jobs and apartments with Pierre fucking McGuire on my email.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If Tom Brady does this I’m throwing my Tv into the pool

[Tyler Rosolowski @TylerRosolowski]

“I’m goin teh bog and yous dunt want that in the fockin room trust meh” - Heavyset Scottish woman putting on a pace through the hostel lobby #prayforthatporcelain

[Tyler Rosolowski @TylerRosolowski]

“Sometimes I like, purposely allow my headphones to get super tangled just so I can untangle them” - Absolute Sociopath In The Bunk Above Me

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Rubles are gonna be absolutely flying around the spearmint rhino tonight.

[Brett Kavanagh @Brett_Kavanagh]

This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh

[Tyler Rosolowski @TylerRosolowski]

wat

[BBC North West @BBCNWT]

Clapping has been banned at University of Manchester Students’ Union events to avoid triggering anxiety and improve accessibility. Students are instead encouraged to use "jazz hands" to express their support.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The media said he was done. Doctors said the MRI of his back looked like a bunch of angel hair pasta from clapping too many cheeks. They said he would never play golf again. Look at him now, a World Champion. The surgeries. The drama. The heartbreak. TIGER WOODS. Remarkable.

[Tyler Rosolowski @TylerRosolowski]

RT @Sprattz https://t.co/y4WbZX74P9

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

My thought on Demarcus Cousins to the Warriors #sickleague

[Jay Onrait @JayOnrait]

Brutally hungover this morning. I guess this is what it feels like to be 2018 Stanley Cup Champion Alexander Ovechkin.

[z @EnronSupport]

The throwback ‘wish I were here instead’ Instagram posts are coming in at record-high numbers this year folks, I’m afraid I haven’t seen anything like this in my career

[Tyler Rosolowski @TylerRosolowski]

What a fcking muppet hahahah https://t.co/qUfM3Lepf6

[TIME @TIME]

The President is incorrect about how we choose Person of the Year. TIME does not comment on our choice until publication, which is December 6.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

[Strombone @strombone1]

Trick or treat! #saltbae

[Tyler Rosolowski @TylerRosolowski]

@MihaiYouhiWehi 👌🏻😍💦 https://t.co/IrrsOX36rP

[dover street martin 🟣 @aermehz]

Red Deer, Alberta 😍

[BBC Three @bbcthree]

Liam Gallagher making tea is the best thing you'll see today. As you were.

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

"Did I tell you about my eyes? I have some of the best eyes in the country. I could stare directly at the sun that's how good my eyes are"