Tyler Ryser

‘My first love was a wicked twisted road, hit the million mile mark at 17 years old’ 🎶 #ChiefsKingdom #MIZ

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@Deere_Salesman 19

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@DaveRamsey These are heavily populated fields of work. I would like to see the career that has the highest percentage of millionaires. This is hypothetical numbers, but if there are 800x more teachers than CEOs, the numbers although accurate, are moot points.

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@RealSkipBayless @undisputed You’re so fucking desperate for the exact response I’m giving you. You’re fucking horrible, and now I’m the actual reason why you’re so intentionally horrible.

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@Deere_Salesman I don’t think so. Lol

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@NoContextHumans The easy answer is they lost $100. $70 in merch and $30 in change. However the $70 merch has a mark up of 40% so they actually only lost $42 in merch and $30 in cash. $72 actual loss.

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@codyjsutton K dude, I’ll just hit the next street over next time.

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How does a team with a well-protected Mahomes, and healthy Kelce and Tyreek score 3 points in 35 minutes of play (even longer if you count that nightmare of an OT possession) against the Bengals? What a blown opportunity!

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@codyjsutton Good news, Josh Allen will likely get to be QB1 in the Pro Bowl game.

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Starbucks lifts vaccine mandate in the same week Carhartt add vaccine mandate. Bet you didn’t see that coming! Also, I own thousands of dollars of Carhartt, that I will still be wearing.

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You can like @barstoolsports and @stoolpresidente , which I do, and still realize the One Bite pizza isn’t that good. There, I said it. Not bad by any means, but I think Jacks is better.

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I don’t like to look down on people, but if your “going to the city” is Joplin or Springfield and not Kansas City, I assume you know nothing and have nothing.

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What a cocky move of America to use the standard system instead of the metric system.

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Joe Biden has lost his fucking mind. Who signs to add a federal holiday the literal day before it is to be to be nationally recognized? I guess he doesn’t understand that a lot of industries have compliance completely surrounding business days. What a fucking moron!!!

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What I wouldn’t give to be pulled up to the bar with these guys.

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Who is the Ben Shapiro of the left wing?

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@Deere_Salesman @IhSalesman I’m pulling for the Case IH guy!

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@Stretchhh88 It too late. I missed the bus. Is it worth rebuying?

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Unless you sold Doge Coin at 9 cents yesterday morning, don’t talk to me about your problems. Took my 30% profit, and missed out on the 800% 😥

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I took a Computer History class as an easy elective in 2013 at MSU. The teacher mentioned Bitcoin, and said he’d bought some because he though it would be a big deal some day. Just occurred to me that guy may not have to work anymore so long as he held onto it.

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These refs are absolutely dictating this game. Disgusting. @SEC @SECOfficiating_ #Mizzou #Arkansas College refs simply can’t help themselves. They are just this bad.