Tyler Schubert

Ahhhhh

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

Japan is our only true ally in this cold, dark world.

[Tyler Schubert @TylerSchubert37]

@AstonMartinF1

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

Things that have lasted longer than the Soviet Union

McDonald’s
The average tortoise
Mel Gibson
Cocoa Puffs
Tupperware

[Tyler Schubert @TylerSchubert37]

I wish Hartman played football as good as he looked

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

Monopoly was invented in America. it is based on Atlantic City. the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the glorious state of New Jersey.

[Tyler Schubert @TylerSchubert37]

@FreddyLA7 You need some MAC-tion Freddy

[Karsk 🟦⬜️🟩 @nemets_top_guy]

Notice how he’s not using the Olympia

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Spider-Man Brand New Day is Rizz Approved!🤫🤔🕷️🕸️

[Tyler Schubert @TylerSchubert37]

@DCzWall I was big on Sinnott since his monster catch in the Jets preseason game his rookie year, I want him to go off

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

Sufficiently advanced engineering is indistinguishable from art

[Tyler Schubert @TylerSchubert37]

@FreddyLA7 @PatMcAfeeShow @CollegeGameDay 👀

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

doom don’t stand a chance in a beach off

[. @J0nesToChina]

Back to not caring about soccer anymore

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

They are calling this the worst Tweet ever

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

“This won’t get overturned...”

“You must be new here…”

“Stick to NFL…”

BALOGUN IS FREEEE 🇺🇸🦅

[America @america]

Happy 250th Birthday, America 🇺🇸

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Shut up, nerd. 🇺����

[NASA @NASA]

Happy 250th, America! 🇺🇸

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