TJ

“Can’t say the N-word bro”

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron telling Bronny he can’t come with him when he leaves the Lakers

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

LeBron:

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

"Babe, let's not argue right now. We can do it later over the phone when I'm on the train"

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

im at the function fartin everyone keeps lookin at the fat nigga

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[ryan @itsashotgunbaby]

Mamdani's term was going a little too well so they had to introduce low level RPG enemies to NYC

[Sammy Smacks @SammySmacks26]

“Overstood” 😭😭😭😭😭yooo them niggas were on GO

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[Travis Hancock @TBoneWFNZ]

Melo already in Minnesota. He drove there in 30 minutes.

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

I'm CRYING Wolves really got COVID test, paternity test, and driving test on the same team 😭

[Dignify2K @Dignify2KYT]

For NBA 2K27, you should have to upload yourself reading a page of a chapter book before you can load into a Random Rec game

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Ant yelling slurs out the passenger window while Lamelo’s pushing 120mph in his pink cybertruck

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[Sandman Says 🇸🇳🇺🇸 @realsandmansays]

Berserk in the locker room keep an eye on that nigga

[Heatle @FromDWade]

If Giannis joined prime Kobe, yall would say that’s a title contender without knowing the rest of the players

Now when Giannis joins a better scorer than Kobe, they are apparently a play in team

Make it make sense

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer