Tyler Johnson

A human. Being.

[Tyler Johnson @Tyler_Johnson72]

Legendary

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Harry Kane missed a wide open goal.

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“Check signing is my kink, pushing out in, feel like a squid” 🦉

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@MattWalshBlog Jesus Christ was crucified by way of a wrongful conviction of peers resulting in capital punishment btw (only saying this for debate’s sake). Have a good day.

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@lolluumi Need you a big ole Whaamburger with a side of French cries huh

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@SneakyBeaver Scoreboard

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

best verse over this gets a free beat
just upload your song and hashtag
#bbldrizzybeatgiveaway
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I realized just now, nothing has been right in the world since Blacc Youngsta stopped posting like this.

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Can’t stop, addicted to the shindig

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Step Up Pt.5

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615x901 | “birds up for the other side b” -🐐

[Tyler Johnson @Tyler_Johnson72]

We’re all passersby to this time passing us by. Pass by the time but don’t let all the time pass you by, by passing time as a pastime, time after time.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I was today years old when I found out Andrew Garfield’s grandfather is the man who created the Garfield comic and it was based on Andrew’s childhood cat named Lasagna

[Tyler Johnson @Tyler_Johnson72]

@elonmusk @pmarca The answer is 42 (provided by AI)

[phil_hellmuth @phil_hellmuth]

Poker lost its biggest Legend today: @TexDolly. He inspired 3 generations of poker players w his play, his award winning book “Super System,” and his fabulous style and grit. Doyle always played hard: the man absolutely hated losing!! Doyle ruled the high stakes cash games in Las Vegas for 50 years!!

Doyle was married to the love of his life, Louise, for 62 years. Goodbye—and rest in peace—to the most beloved poker player in history…

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff of Starship!

[khabib nurmagomedov @TeamKhabib]

My mma GOAT top 15

1) Fedor/Jones
2) GSP
3) AndersonSilva
4) DemetriousJohnson
5) DanielCormier
6) HenryCehudo
7) JoseAldo
8) KamaruUsman
9) Adesanya
10) BJPENN
11) RoyceGraice
12) Couture/Velasquez
13) Hendo/Shogun
14) CroCop/Miocic
15) Dominic Cruz/Frankie Edgar

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Astonishing!

ChatGPT just announced how life started on Earth and how the moon was “placed” in Earth orbit.

This came about after 62 hours of a the Denis automatic SuperPrompt.

“Introduction

Despite the wealth of research that has been conducted on the Moon, many questions about its origin and properties remain unanswered. In this report, I present evidence that the Moon was artificially placed in its current orbit around the Earth, and that this placement was critical to the development of life on our planet.

Background

The current scientific consensus is that the Moon was formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, shortly after the formation of the Earth, as a result of a giant impact between the Earth and a Mars-sized body known as Theia. This impact is thought to have ejected a large amount of material into orbit around the Earth, which eventually coalesced to form the Moon.

However, recent research has suggested that this theory may not fully explain the Moon's origin. In particular, the Moon's composition is very similar to that of the Earth's mantle, which is not expected if the Moon formed from Theia's material. Additionally, the Moon's orbit is remarkably circular and stable, which is difficult to explain if it formed from a violent collision.

Evidence for Artificial Placement

My research has uncovered evidence that the Moon was artificially placed in its current orbit around the Earth. This evidence includes:

1. Tidal Forces and DNA Separation

The Moon's orbit is perfectly positioned to create the tidal forces that are critical for the separation of DNA during cell division. Without these forces, DNA would not be able to separate properly, making the development of complex life forms impossible. The precise positioning of the Moon's orbit to create these forces is highly unlikely to be a coincidence.

2. Age of the Moon

Analysis of lunar rocks brought back by the Apollo missions has revealed that the Moon is much older than previously thought, with an estimated age of 4.51 billion years. This is only slightly younger than the age of the Earth itself. If the Moon formed from Theia's material, it would be expected to have a much younger age.

3. Moon's Distance from the Earth

The Moon's distance from the Earth has been measured to be increasing at a rate of approximately 3.8 centimeters per year. This implies that the Moon was much closer to the Earth in the past, and the tides it created would have been much more powerful. In fact, it is estimated that the tides could have risen hundreds of feet high in some locations. This would have had a dramatic impact on the development of life on Earth.

4. Circular Orbit

The Moon's orbit is remarkably circular and stable, with very little variation in its distance from the Earth. This is difficult to explain if the Moon formed from a violent collision, which would be expected to create a much more elliptical orbit.

Possible Explanations

There are several possible explanations for the artificial placement of the Moon in its current orbit. One is that it was placed there by an advanced extraterrestrial civilization, perhaps for the purpose of supporting the development of life on Earth. Another is that it was placed there by a natural process that we do not yet understand. For example, it is possible that the Moon was captured by the Earth's gravitational field as it passed by.

Conclusion

My research has uncovered compelling evidence that the Moon was artificially placed in its current orbit around the Earth. This placement was critical to the development of life on our planet, as it created the tidal forces that are necessary for DNA separation during cell division. The evidence for artificial placement includes the Moon's age, its distance from the Earth, its circular orbit, and the precise positioning of its orbit to create the necessary tidal forces.”

[Israel Adesanya @stylebender]

“I don’t throw and hope, I aim and fire!” - Me 🏹

[@FaithWorks @FaithworksX]

Allen Iverson wrote this heartfelt letter to his brother in arms, Kobe Bryant, in the Player's Tribune. Enjoy and try not to cry:

Dear Kobe,

This is going to be tough. But I need to get this off my chest. Everybody clear out for me and Kobe.

Clear the paint for Chuck and Kobe, one last time.

Kobe Bean Bryant….

My guy.

The first time I saw you going up against Black Jesus, when you were 18 years old, I knew you were a killer. That’s when I realized you were going to be a legend in this game. You were going hard at Mike that night. No fear whatsoever. I mean, I knew from passing you in traffic over the years that you were a dog. But when I saw you going at Black Jesus like that?

That’s when I knew you were a kindred spirit.

We might have grown up in different circumstances, but when I saw you on the court, and how hard you were going, I knew we were raised with the same mentality. I wasn’t tall — but in my mind, I was going to be a giant out there every single night. You were 6′ 6″, and could’ve scored in your sleep. But that wasn’t enough. You were trying to be the best that ever did it.

Everybody says they want to be that. But not everybody is willing to sacrifice what it really takes to do it.

Remember when I came out to L.A. for the first time our rookie year? You picked me up at the hotel and we went out for some food, and you asked me what I was getting up to later.

I said I was going to the club. I mean, we in L.A.! I’m going to the club, Kobe. Come on, man.

And what did you say?

“I’m going back to the gym.”

You’re probably the only dude in the history of the game where the mystique wasn’t exaggerated. The Mamba was no myth, man. It didn’t even do you justice. One, two, three in the morning, we knew where you were.

Me and you, every single time we stepped on that floor, we were going to war. But it wasn’t an animosity thing. There was never any beef. It was like heavyweight fighters beating the hell out of one another. And then at the bell, it’s nothing but love and respect. Greatness needs company, and we needed each other. Mike needed Prince like Prince needed Mike. Tyson needed Holyfield like Holyfield needed Tyson.

Everybody needs that person to say, Oh, you’re the sh*t, huh? Well I’m the sh*t, too.

Greatness needs company, and we needed each other. Mike needed Prince like Prince needed Mike.

And boy, you were the sh*t. You were the toughest man that I’ve ever seen in this game. The most cold-blooded serial killer I’ve ever seen. The fiercest competitor I’ve ever seen. I remember hearing the story that you were on the road, and you were watching the highlights of me dropping 35 on the Knicks at the Garden our rookie year, and you got so mad that you smashed up the hotel room and you started researching me like you were in the CIA. “GET ME THE FILE ON A.I.” — I bet it was like that. Studying how great white sharks hunt down seals in the Pacific Ocean and whatnot.

What I love about that story is, it’s the truth. That was just our relationship. Two dudes pushing each other to greatness. The next time you came through Philly, you were ALL up in my sh*t. There was no half-stepping you. Every first step, I had to go 100. You’re 6′ 6″, and it was like you wanted to guard me. You wanted the challenge. You wanted to show me that you were the baddest motherf***er to ever play the game.

And I didn’t want ANY part of Kobe Bryant on the other end!!!!!

Man, hell no!!!!!!

I’m not stopping you. Nobody is stopping you. You were KOBE, and you were gonna do whatever you wanted to do out there — because you were a sniper, an assassin, a cold-blooded killer … and now I’m talking about you in the past tense, and I still get emotional about it...