Burrito Master

no earthly vehicle can contain this drive ▲

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I love cats

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

mikal one shot away from admitting he saw josh and jalen kissed once in villanova

[arshia @arshia__]

it's such small brain energy to ask me which team i'm rooting for.......i'm rooting for the game of basketball. i'm rooting for beauty and drama and for wemby to elbow sga in the neck

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

The dog in Scooby-Doo pissed me off so much. Oh you’ll do it for a Scooby snack? How about you do it or we’ll have you put down

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

Did you know that if you combine Xanax with a Gin and Tonic while boarding a flight from Los Angeles to Hawaii you can instantly teleport from your seat on the LAX tarmac to a federal jail cell in Honolulu?

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

When I left Sega, social media didn’t exist yet. It was thanks to social media that I discovered I had fans for my music. Thank you.

[KENNY BEECHAM @KOT4Q]

Theres no reason there should be 3 playoff games on simultaneously

[Rafael Barlowe @Barlowe500]

Salute to @KOT4Q for being a disruptor in the basketball content space.

We need more content creators who positively promote basketball instead of all the click bait, beefs, negativity and engagement farming that dominates the hoops algorithm.

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

why didn't superman help out ireland during the troubles? is he a protestant?

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

jimmy neutron was based on a real boy from my church

[Burrito Master @Tyler_WMW]

COBY WHITE LETS GOOOO

[turbomander @turbomander]

solved another unsolveable riddle today. the sphinx hates me so much but i just keep coming back. dont even go inside the temple or anything just answer the riddle and leave. im going to keep doing this until one of us dies

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

You wouldn't get it

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bird watching while not knowing any bird names thinking oh yeah that’s gotta be a rare one

[B. Gates @BGatesTweeeets]

Jamiroqui is the hat. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's monster.