Tyler C

Missing a chromosome

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We need hot court rooms again.

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I thought buffering was an erotic term.

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This year fucking sucks

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I’m gonna float spa face down.

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Which fucker put pickle spears in my socks.

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I got CTE from eating pussy

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I’ve been playing Bop It with my hog.

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The ocean holds my secrets.

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I would like to feed the person who designed airplane seats a raw potato.

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Why aren’t there more hump days?

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I have to buy my Cock rings at a jeweler.

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Can’t believe Madonna played the bad guy in saw.

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I guess my best friend is jizzing inside of his beautiful wife not thinking of me.

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I just figured out I’m really into mid-coitus jokes. GOT YOUR NOSE!

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I have been described as an acrobatic lover.

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In my world trillville is a 10 squeak track.

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How did humans make the giant jump in evolution where we stopped liking to bite into fur.

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I like to divide my friends up to different subsets. For instance, people who like to use a Spork way too much versus not. Sporks we out!

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Gonna start wearing bifocals so I can double down on my hog focus.

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Giraffes did not heed Wu Tanng’s advice.