Ochoa

Destiny Udogie enthusiast

[Ochoa @Tylermouse]

It’s time to close pubs again

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

Bad enough to leave him out, but to cut him like a fish and then electrocute him too

[Billie @Billie_T]

Mate just got sent an Arsenal related text from a dealer. Immediately forwarded number to the police. Up the spurs

[Tom (World Cup fever edition) @TomFoins]

In one of our last 2 games we have to somehow win at a horrible stadium where we have about 2 wins in 40 years, where the owners are mental clowns with no plan other than to keep sacking managers. We also have to go to Chelsea.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

WW3 starting just before Spurs get relegated and Arsenal win the league

[the infamous©️STAFFORD MVP @leedsnoinfidel]

There are tears rolling down my cheek. WHO and WHO are arguing 😭😭😭

[Sean Walsh @SeanDZWalsh]

Spurs waking Xavi Simons up for a 4am medical so they can’t get Willian’d again

[Alasdair Gold @AlasdairGold]

"You won't play sides like Eintracht Frankfurt and Bodo/Glimt in the Champions League."

[soph ୨ৎ @seraphicskip]

to this day this is one of the funniest tweets ever 😭

[kayla ⁷ @k_son7]

tottenham’s starting XI is in shambles

[Spurs Insider @SpursInsider183]

Johnson wins most pissed 😭
#thfc

[James Mouatt @JamesMouatt_8]

https://t.co/6jrauBi38e

[Big Jon Bass @TheRealJonbass]

Tel right now…

[Billie @Billie_T]

Great, now I have a new favourite player

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

New Banksy just dropped.

[pj @pjayevans]

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.

[skipppppy 🍉/COMMS OPEN!!/ @skipppppy_art]

Genuinely there was never any competition

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I think I’d like to do this for about 17 hours