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[Jennifer sakwoski @Jennifersadxb]

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Liking trans women is not gay 🏳️‍⚧️
Liking trans women is not gay 🏳️‍⚧️
Liking trans women is not gay 🏳️‍⚧️
Liking trans women is not gay 🏳️‍⚧️
Liking trans women is not gay 🏳️‍⚧️
Liking trans women is not gay 🏳️‍⚧️

[NBA @NBA]

A first look at the newest member of the @MiamiHEAT holding his jersey at his introductory press conference!

Welcome to South Beach, @KlayThompson 🌴

[A @bluhue123]

Congratulations to Hunter Biden. The Legal system got it right.

👏👏

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: DUMBEST MAGA YET? A Trump supporter leaves an interviewer flabbergasted by claiming that the British have been secretly ruling America for 125 years — until Trump finally freed us.

Tell us if you can make heads or tails of this...

"So Donald Trump, he's been in office now a year and a half. What's Donald Trump's greatest accomplishment in his first year and a half?" Jason Selvig of the political comedy group The Good Liars asked a Trump supporter on the street.

Never for a moment, not in the most untamed regions of our imagination, did we expect an answer like the one this woman delivered.

"Trump's done a lot of things. Number one, a lot that people don't realize, he got our country back because we've been under the reign of Great Britain the last 125 years," she said, completely serious. "They destroyed the evidence."

"What? Wait, what? We've been under the reign of Great Britain for the last 125—" asked a stunned Selvig.

"When Charles came here, he thought that he was going to manipulate Donald Trump. And Trump went along with him because that's who he is..." the woman continued. "But that's what the 250 years was really about, was we got our independence back."

"Wait a second. Sorry, sorry, sorry..." said Selvig, struggling to follow her deranged logic. "We've been under control for the last 125 years by Great Britain?"

"Mhm," she said, nodding sagely.

"Even though we've got, you know, the strongest army in the world and all that stuff?" asked Selvig.

"It's true. The truth is there," said the Trumper.

"Where did you see this? Where did you see this?" asked Selvig.

"You're just going to have to research just like I did. You're gonna have to. It's true," said the woman.

This is what passes for political thinking on the right. These people have completely rotted their minds with a constant diet of Fox News paranoia, InfoWars conspiracy theories, and insane bullshit cooked up by MAGA influencers looking to farm clicks.

An entire swath of this country now lives in a fever swamp of delusions, egged on by their demented, pedophile President who will endorse any lie so long as he thinks he can squeeze some votes out of it.

It's frankly astonishing that these people's votes counts as much as yours.

As for Selvig's question, the simple fact is that Trump has zero accomplishments to his name, which is why he has become so fixated on his ballroom, the Reflecting Pool, and other superficial renovations. He's grasping for a physical legacy because the history books will remember him as a dark stain on the American presidency, a pedophile who lost an illegal war, destroyed America's status as a superpower, and tanked the global economy.

Please ❤️ and share if you think that MAGA is a mental illness at this point!

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WHOLESOME: Former #Packers All-Pro Jordy Nelson earned nearly $60 MILLION during his NFL career but still works on the Kansas farm where he grew up.

Nelson spends up to 12 hours a day cutting wheat, managing crops, and herding cattle.

He even worked on the farm during NFL offseasons and once said he “probably identifies more as a farmer than a football player.”

A LEGEND ON THE FIELD. A FARMER AT HEART.

❤️

[Attio @attio]

Join the next generation of GTM

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Coming from a man who used Christ to make money & exploit people of faith….I think it is pretty obvious he sold his soul to the devil a long time ago. Deleting all my Jelly Roll songs now. No thanks. He may mot be fat but he’s still a pig.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 WTF? Enes Kanter Freedom reveals WNBA player Natasha Cloud screamed "SHE'S NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU" to Freedom last night, referring to Sophie Cunningham

Freedom's crime? Putting his hand in the air to celebrate Sophie taking a shot in the game

Natasha Cloud should've been ejected. Not Enes!

[ElonEconomy @ElonEconomyX]

Elon Musk on getting a Nobel Prize: 

“I don’t want one.”

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Kelly and I are saddened by the news of Dolly’s passing. She was an incredible East Tennessean who served as an inspiration to little girls everywhere. Dolly never changed her accent or forgot where she came from.

[Dj SpoiltKid @spoiltkid]

Seeing legal professionals frantically jostling for pictures with a social media influencer at the official NBA Annual General Conference says everything about where our values lie!

When the "learned profession" abandons decorum to chase clout and online fame, it shows how deeply compromised institutional standards have become.

If lawyers can be this easily enamored by social media figures, how can the public trust them to stand firm for justice without being swayed?

Decorum and institutional integrity are completely out the window!

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

American global star Spike Lee wows the NBA crowd with his Palestine-inspired outfit.

[Basketball Forever @bballforever_]

The Lakers will look to target Nikola Jokic, multiple NBA reporters says 👀

The team is going to be "dead-set" on acquiring Jokić after their ownership situation is sorted out, Lakers insider Anthony F. Irwin, says.

“The odds of the three-time MVP leaving the Nuggets increased. He wants to be a Nugget for life, so Lakers fans should bet the house on landing him. Things can change quickly in the NBA. If Denver struggles again this season, Jokic may look to move on next summer. It would take a sign-and-trade to get him to Los Angeles, but the Lakers would happily make that move," Lake Show Life's Tyler Watts says.

Could we really see a Luka x Jokic combo in LA? 🌴

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

NBA standings predictions via @espn:

East:

1. Knicks: 53-29
2. Pistons: 53-29
3. Cavaliers: 51-31
4. Sixers: 50-32
5. Celtics: 48-34
6. Hawks: 47-35
7. Heat: 47-35
8. Raptors: 45-37
9. Pacers: 44-38
10. Magic: 44-38
11. Hornets: 34-48
12. Wizards: 31-51
13. Bulls: 31-51
14. Bucks: 25-57
15. Nets: 18-64

West:

1. Spurs: 62-20
2. Thunder: 60-22
3. Nuggets: 51-31
4. Rockets: 51-31
5. Timberwolves: 50-32
6. Lakers: 45-37
7. Trail Blazers: 43-39
8. Suns: 42-40
9. Warriors: 35-47
10. Jazz: 34-48
11. Clippers: 33-49
12. Mavericks: 32-50
13. Grizzlies: 27-55
14. Pelicans: 25-57
15. Kings: 18-63

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

Chicago (Aug. 23) — Former NBA player Enes Kanter was kicked out of the WNBA game after a female player became enraged he was wearing a “WOMAN: adult human female” shirt.

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Victor Wembanyama reportedly grew another two inches this offseason and is now said to be 7’7” with an 8’3” wingspan. 😳🏀

[Lt. Governor Micah Beckwith @LGMicahBeckwith]

I was appalled by what happened during the Indiana Fever game last night.

Chicago's Natasha Cloud threatened former NBA player and future WNBA first-round pick Enes Kanter.

There is simply no place for this type of woman-on-woman violence in our society and it needs to stop.

[Glenn Reib @GlennReib]

Dear Sane Sane America,

To last few humans who still possess the IQ of a functioning toaster, Wake the fuck up. We are watching grown adults lose their goddamn minds over a T-shirt that quotes the dictionary. Enes Kanter Freedom...actual man, former NBA center, professional troll of the delusional, sits courtside at a WNBA game in a black shirt that says the most radioactive phrase in modern America: “WOMAN noun. adult human female.” That’s it. Not a slur. Not a threat. Not a manifesto. Just the definition that every species on Earth has operated under since sex evolved. The same definition that built Title IX, women’s scholarships, women’s locker rooms, and every women’s record book that isn’t currently being rewritten by males who decided to cosplay.

And the reaction? Absolute, screaming, pants-on-head stupidity. Chicago Sky player Natasha Cloud scores, then storms over yelling and pointing like the shirt personally stole her lunch money. Security boots the guy in the dictionary shirt. The player who initiated the meltdown keeps playing. He gets escorted out for the crime of noticing reality. She gets to keep her job in a league that exists because men and women are different. This is how stupid the bullshit has become. Men do not belong in women’s sports. Trans women are men. Full stop. They are adult human males. They have male skeletons, male muscle, male strength, male speed, and male performance advantages that no amount of hormones, makeup, or Twitter affirmation can erase. Pretending a man becomes a woman by declaration is not progressive. It is the dumbest collective hallucination in human history. It is the emperor’s new clothes, except the emperor is now dunking on actual women and demanding you clap or get called a bigot.

We will not play along with your delusions. We will not pretend that fairness is bigotry. We will not sit quietly while women’s categories are turned into participation trophies for males who couldn’t cut it against other men. Kanter Freedom’s shirt wasn’t “hate speech.” It was a flashlight pointed at the dumbest ideology currently destroying women’s sports, women’s spaces, and basic pattern recognition. The fact that stating “adult human female” gets you ejected while the people defending the opposite get applause tells you everything about how far down the rabbit hole the clowns have dragged us.

Sane America: the emperor has no tits, no ovaries, and no business in the women’s game. Stop treating this circus like serious policy. It is pure, unadulterated, face-palming stupidity dressed up as compassion. Call it what it is. Laugh at it. Reject it. And keep the dictionary open, because the people who want it banned are the ones who’ve already lost the plot. Yours in zero fucking patience for this nonsense, someone who still knows a man when he sees one and isn’t afraid to say so.

P.S. If reading this made you rage-post about “violence,” congratulations: you’ve just proven the point. The rest of us will keep living in reality while you argue with the English language.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Lawyers struggling to take pictures with Verydarkman outside the venue of the NBA conference