‘Nandez

if you’re from ultimate twitter i was the (spirit) captain of maryland b if not i’m just a busy bee trying to make it in this lukewarm and slow to forgive world

[‘Nandez @TypHernandez]

Life is soup.
I am a fork.

[‘Nandez @TypHernandez]

@purplelinenow The transcountynental railroad is complete thank you

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

it's a federal crime to say the 1077th prime number

[‘Nandez @TypHernandez]

@NapervillePol Inside of you there are two wolves

[‘Nandez @TypHernandez]

@ZacharyDonnini @nagy_minaj

[‘Nandez @TypHernandez]

@AustinHoney30

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

Virginia polls are open until 7:00pm

if you haven't already, pretty please get out there and vote Yes so i can live in the lobster district

[‘Nandez @TypHernandez]

This was my first thought when I read this 😭

[Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire]

President Trump posts a lengthy attack on *checks notes* the Pope

[‘Nandez @TypHernandez]

@MLB @gliebs03 @Orioles Please

[MLB @MLB]

It’s giveaway time, Baltimore 💪

We are giving away a new Orioles City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

[‘Nandez @TypHernandez]

@PurpleLineMD @thedbk @CollegePark_MD @UofMaryland Finally seeing a purple line train after all the construction on campus:

[‘Nandez @TypHernandez]

@MSRterps Can he buy us some good players in the portal this year too?

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

“The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds.” https://t.co/43FAFiyhJf

[Nia 🪩 @_johnsonator]

the only solution to drunk driving is public transit.

[New Orleans Pelicans @PelicansNBA]

What a trio 🏀

[Bobby Bancroft @BobbyBancroft]

Current KenPom

80 George Mason
81 Georgetown
82 George Washington

[‘Nandez @TypHernandez]

If you told someone in 2018 that Sam Darnold was going to be the first QB from that draft class to make a super bowl, they’d probably believe you

[Brody Sheetz @brodysheetzESPN]

Holy shit… was Michigan State snubbed?

[CougCenter @CougCenter]

.@espn couldn't have the Pac-12 being BOWL SZN CHAMPS, I guess so they added a 3 game minimum.

[bristle @planeofmischief]

@the_transit_guy my cheap ass insulating all the windows and doors, turning the thermostat off, and living off my neighbors' cozy heat seeping through the shared walls

[Ben Hur @villeburghcity]

@QBgami And the monster’s inc broadcast ruined it. But that’s my own damn fault for watching that shit as a grown ass 23 year old man.