evan

A wealth of useless information

[evan @navethoughts]

Mentally I’m here

[evan @navethoughts]

@VICE HOF level tweet

[VICE @VICE]

The Jonestown Massacre proves that it’s true, you can kill 900 people, but you can’t kill an idea, especially if that idea is consuming a potentially lethal Kool-Aid concoction because all your friends are doing it. A 380 gram pineapple jar sugar rush will have you channelling the spirit of cult leader Jim Jones: “There is no Heaven up there, so we’re going to have to make Heaven down here. Dat bih gah”

[evan @navethoughts]

@TheResoluteLife Fuck yeah!!!

[Samuel Littauer @swlittauer]

The Woodley Park hot dog tree is in full bloom

[em @emilyagain]

Played Grouplove's Tongue Tied for less than a minute and 21 year old neighbor asked me for the song name so they could stream it

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

BREAKING: Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy Freeman have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Acervo Geese @acervogeese]

Geese - American idiot (green day cover)

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Big Yellow Taxi first draft

[Sam Fortier @Sam4TR]

I’m at a wedding where they got 2024 Jayden Daniels highlights on loop

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Pope Leo XIV doing the 6 7 at every opportunity he can is sending me 😂

[evan @navethoughts]

@JimNorton @GianmarcoSoresi I love you Jim

[evan @navethoughts]

There just had to be a better way to phrase this

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

“Joe Biden fucked her,” says the third [Biden] White House aide. “He fucked her. And according to her book, he called her the morning of the debate to be like, ‘I heard your donors are talking shit about me.’ He was the fucking worst. He’s a prick.” https://t.co/PPkjGmJiiJ

[evan @navethoughts]

@KeibertFC Having Home Team as a representative from Charleston is so wild. Lived there for 4 years, wouldn’t even consider it a bar like the others on the list

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂

(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

[bomani @bomani_jones]

walton wouldn’t have been able to sleep for three days after that game

[Alex @midsmoker34]

.@kevinolearytv You were my favorite fucking actor man. All those years of shark tank. Opening night at Marty supreme. I was there to see you.

But I can’t get behind this mess you’ve made in Utah.

I once knew you as Mr. Wonderful, but you’re more like Mr. Asshole now.

Peace

[evan @navethoughts]

@RepNancyMace Shut the fuck up and eat your beans bitch

[Lyrical Lemonade @LyricaLemonade]

RiFF RAFF Performs "TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ" Over The "Seven Nation Army" Beat

[evan @navethoughts]

@wojespn @TeamAOC @AOC Based woj 🐐🐐🐐🐐